Constantly being roasted by 3 year olds.
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A few weeks ago and I celebrated so damn much.
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3 people I want to talk to more than anything in the world right now are the 3 people that completely vanished from the internet and my life.
Today’s been BAD like first my blood test was horrific and I nearly fainted and I just had a BIG spider in my hair and I cannot find it in my room anywhere. Sleeping on the sofa tonight.
Going to private this account and use it as a rant thing. Mainly because I got slapped, kicked and nearly bitten at work today as my colleague went out for a cigarette and I need to talk about this shit.
Three things I despise currently:
1) Politicians
2) Printers
3) Yogurts that come in those flimsy plastic tubes like what the fuck is wrong with a pot?!
Missed a ticket pre-sale thanks to work.... but did have a little girl point to my fake zip on my t-shirt and ask “What’s in your pocket? Is it your boobie?”
Half the reason I do my job is for the stuff they say.
I don’t know if I’ve realised I’m the only one in charge of my happiness or whether I’ve just become completely fucking numb to all the shit being thrown at me? Potentially both.
I have the worst fucking problem in that I answer people whilst asleep. I really wanted to go shopping today so my mum came in to tell me and apparently my response was “Go away I want to stay home.” I didn’t fucking want to say that I wasn’t even conscious.
Doing some dancing at work with the kids and one girl was telling me off because I wasn’t jumping and this boy just turned around and said “Maybe you’re too heavy to jump!”
Absolutely wrecked by a 3 year old.
Can we just appreciate there was a time when @aededmusic was called Prof WildGoose and his entire vocabulary was the letter a, he never swore and would like tweets in seconds. Also Shibes. I love remembering that was a thing.
Do I have the money for this? Nope. Do I have any accommodation or transport? Nah. Do I even know if I’m going to working on this day? Nope. 🤦🏻♀️ I will see @BryOnTour again whatever though.
