Elliot

Still lazy after all these years

[enthusiastic teacher trying to connect with class of metal fans] “Maybe it’s time they think about pursuing a CAREER For A Cowboy!”

All nut November

Trump after 100 videos air of him talking about asses

Halloween 🎃 #Ravenclaw

Happy Halloween 🎃

Real Halloween fans don’t stop when it’s over. It’s being celebrated throughout the entire year. It’s like golf, there’s always some kinda golf on tv regardless of season

Curb Your Enthusiasm is the official show to watch while hungover, I don’t make the rules it just feels right

🎃 1 week left y’all

Typical October outfit in Arizona

Treasure those frequent group hangouts in your early 20’s….because it’s nearly impossible to get everyone together in the same room in your 40’s

Reno, I’m in you

Goin on a trip soon and excited to catch up on Staying Alive episodes @adampally @Gabrus 🍻

We used to let the rhythm take us over bailamos

Do you even like taquitos if you don’t pretend you’re Scarface smoking a cigar when you eat them

[Roseanne singing Phoebe Bridgers] “Jesus Christ I’m so blue all the time and crap”

#ArizonaCardinals @AZCardinals 🏈