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nerdy butch who loves their wife and gayming

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Joined July 2018
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name one thing this country gave to the world
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the best sort of texts to receive at work from my girl
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why does my girl have a light which she needs to finger and rub to turn on and switch the colour
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it’s genuinely terrifying how fast he was proven 100% right
The Death of Software.
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pulling her thong to the side like i’m drawing a mongolian war bow
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my little sister came out, the lesbians are rising in our family
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Hoopsday has arrived. NBA basketball is back ⌛️
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eu no futuro chegando em casa cansada e ver minha mulher com camisola de renda tomando vinho
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You guys should be breaking everything like the French over this
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oh my ears are blessed
Cardi B performs “I Like It” for her NPR Tiny Desk concert: youtu.be/HYA9e0XOUGk?is=u1-w…
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os olhos da minha namorada vão pra sempre ser os olhos mais lindos que eu ja vi na vida
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eu quando ouvi ela gemendo manhoso pela primeira vez
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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never really realize how much hearing the pronoun 'she' in reference to a romantic interest from a girl in mainstream pop music means to me. it's really nice
LESBIANS 4 CHAPPELLIVIA
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Personally I find it incredibly romantic that someone can get their heart devastatingly broken and after mending it back together alone decides to place it in the palm of your hand. But what do I know
modern dating is just hoping you don't accidentally uncover how deeply they loved someone before you
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no shit we can tell. it isn’t hard to do some research in the big ol 2026
i do not understand the concept of stone butches and pillow princesses…
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me too man me too
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Sweetest girl you’ve ever met be like “aww im nothing special” and then she’s actually everything good that the world has to offer. Brightest ray of sunshine that’s ever met the earths soil btw.
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treated myself to a ps5 pro for gta 6 coming out. NOVEMBER CANT COME QUICK ENOUGH
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Me before i suck the strap: testing testing 1 2 1 2
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And if we were two sunflowers, I'd face you instead of the sun, for you were the one to make me believe in light again anyway
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