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Joined August 2012
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You know what's gross? Women get addressed by Miss, Mrs., or Ms. because society deems it important to know if she is single, married or widowed. Men, on the other hand, are only addressed as Mr. because their relationship to women does not affect their social status.
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So Far Gone Feb. 13 2009 @Drake
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But, it’s not wrong that that occurs.
as English speakers we have to sort out the 'had had' situation. it's frankly embarrassing to the language
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It becomes easier to socialize when you actually have things to talk about and you gain things to talk about when you actually have hobbies and experience. You get cooler by trying new things. Your taste develops with isolated pursuit of what YOU desire. Basically, go outside.
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There is no MRI machine in Ilorin but the governor throws birthday parties for his children in London.
There is no single MRI machine in Ilorin. None. Not in the government owned hospitals and not in the private hospitals. I just found out yesterday. Any patient that needs to carry out the procedure would be directed to National Hospital or Lagos. How is this even possible? What about in cases of emergencies? What sort of system is this? In the entire Kwara state? How much does it cost to have one MRI that the government couldn’t do that?
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do i look like i got left off bad and boujee?
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Young Afghan woman: "If you're a woman and you have a toothache, you CANNOT get treated... Women are denied the right to education and cannot become dentists; and men are NOT allowed to treat women."
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dsquared got a nasty heel collection
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people don’t understand what 128 billion is if you spend 1 million everyday for 128,000 days (4,208 months or about 350 years) that is exactly what 128 billion is
Nigeria generates about 5,000 MW of electricity for 200+ million people. ₦128 billion went missing from the Ministry of Power, in a country where homes, hospitals and businesses rely on generators to survive.
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If Issa Rae didn’t create a low budget web series with her friends, HBO would’ve never seen her talent enough to cut her a deal. Make your art. Put it out. Just do it.
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Flirting is becoming a lost art due to the decline in literacy. Those who can flirt the best are usually very witty and know how to engage in banter!
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Document the process. The growth hides there.
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Everything I want is already mine
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Palm oil is in almost every Nigerian kitchen, but right now, most of what is being sold in our markets isn’t oil. It’s a mix of water, dyes, and unsafe additives.
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This is going to cost unimaginable amounts of money as my generation stops working past the £50k threshold. Many will be reducing hours or refusing extra work. A productivity nightmare. I’ve been working as a doctor for three years. My repayments don’t even cover the interest.
The student loan scandal - interest on loans is more than the repayments for many on Plan 2 so debt grows trapping them with extra 9% income tax for up to 30 years bit.ly/3NcgO8o £15.2 billion interest added to student loans last year, only £5 billion repaid.
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Me and my girlfriend went on color hunting in Berlin this weekend. We picked two random colors and had to make a 3x3 photo grid featuring that color. I got yellow, she got blue, here's the result. Had lots of fun - highly recommend!
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I may not have a husband but I DO HAVE A NUMBER 1 🥹
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2026 MONEY CONSTANT YEAR!
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