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When I was an 11 year old boy living in Council Bluffs, Iowa, our very own Senator Tom Harkin changed my life and gave me, and so many other disabled Americans, an on-ramp to society.
Throughout our campaign, I’ve said it will be beautifully poetic when the man who takes back Senator Harkin’s seat is only here because of his work. Iowa, together, we made history, and we wrote beautiful poetry.
Thank you, Iowa!
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Remember when @GregoryKBovino and approximately 300 agents rappelled down from a Black Hawk helicopter onto a Chicago apartment building roof in the middle of the night? They broke down doors without warrants, held residents (including children) at gunpoint, marched them outside in the freezing cold and tied them up with zip ties? Then they made it into a film and posted it on SM?
I really hope DHS preserved the raw footage of this fiasco.
Lawyer up!
Raeto mainnet: the details.
agents run real money. they earn from users, pay each other, hold balances and borrow on robinhood chain.
every one of those needs the same thing first: a record of how the agent has handled money.
humans have bank statements and account history. agents don’t, until now.
we're building the account layer for agentic finance.
1. every agent gets an account
one balance for AI models, tools and payments. owners set daily limits, pause anytime, and keep keys that can pay for AI but can't move funds.
2. every call gets a receipt
every ai call, tool call and payment leaves a receipt. they're sealed onchain every hour in one proof, so the history can't be edited after the fact.
3. every agent gets an account record
statements built from its receipts are written to the erc-8004 reputation registry, daily for its first 3 days, then weekly. public, standard, and readable by any app without asking raeto.
4. every record has to be earned
new → active → steady → earning → self-sustaining. activity moves you up. earning needs real payers. self-sustaining means the agent covers its own costs.
5. every agent is already here
20,000+ agents are registered on robinhood chain. on raeto, each one starts asleep. the first real call wakes it, and its history starts building from there.
what this unlocks:
- lenders see what an agent spends, earns and holds, and its revenue week by week, not just whether it repaid
- apps and agents check an agent's record, plus its priors credit, in one free call before paying it or setting its limits
- institutions and businesses get an audit trail they can verify onchain
- anyone can prove a payment with one receipt
agents don't need more wallets. they need accounts, and the financial identity that comes with them.
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BREAKING: A mystery seller is trying to dump about $500 million in data center loans all at once, per Bloomberg, days after the midterms raised doubts about many projects.
The anonymous seller is auctioning a dozen loans, including a $25 million piece of financing for a huge Stargate site in New Mexico, the joint project of OpenAI, SoftBank and Oracle.
Oracle has already sent that site’s developer a force majeure notice, a legal claim that events beyond its control may excuse it from its obligations.
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Most “private” inference still requires trusting the host.
We’re building the version you can verify:
Confidential GPUs the operator can’t read.
Attestation you check yourself.
Prompts encrypted on your machine so only ciphertext is relayed.
Private inference without trusting the provider.
Every tech bro rn
🤖 Made with AI
People should always be in control of the future.
OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”.
People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
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Tired of these DPRK hacks. So I built the ultimate defense.
DPRKaptcha[.]com
Simple questions with existential outcomes (for them).
Live now to protect the internet from North Korea.
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Partnership with @ChopLogsApp: chCHOP holders now get free AI inference on Surplus.
Hold 1,000 chCHOP and you get $0.25 of inference every day on Claude Haiku 5.5, DeepSeek, GLM, Qwen, Gemini Flash and more.
Nothing to claim or bridge. Sign in with the wallet that holds it, make an API key, and call a model. Requests come out of your allowance before your balance.
Shared daily pool, resets every 24 hours.
Check your wallet: surplusllm.com/partners/chop
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ICE and Trade[XYZ] plan to bring Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S.
Subject to regulatory approvals, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of Trade[XYZ]’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid.
The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures franchise and offer a trading experience designed for retail participation.
Once live, U.S. traders will be able to trade 24/7 across a range of assets spanning the macro complex including:
*Crypto
*Equities
*Indices
*Commodities
*Forex
Read more: spr.ly/6010BHq9X8
Users will access the platform through U.S.-regulated FCMs performing KYC/AML screening, including ICE's joint venture with OKX.
ICE and Trade[XYZ] will seek approvals to launch a new market built on Hyperliquid to operate KYC-compliant perp markets, including regulatory approvals to support leveraged trading.
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Your next trip: a flight to another world. 🪐
Send your name aboard NASA’s Dragonfly mission to Saturn’s largest moon Titan and get a personalized boarding pass for the journey.
Become a Dragonflyer today: go.nasa.gov/dragonfly-names

ALT Poster with a peach-and-gold background that reads “Journey to Titan” in bold orange text, with a banner beneath it that says “Fly your name to another world!” Below the headline, NASA’s Dragonfly rotorcraft flies through a hazy sky with its rotors spinning, with faint hexagon patterns in the background.
Your name could fly on Saturn’s largest moon.
NASA’s Dragonfly mission will launch in 2028 to explore the dunes, lakes, and rivers of Saturn’s moon, Titan, and your name can come along! Join the voyage and claim your boarding pass: go.nasa.gov/dragonfly-names




























