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cut off my nose to spite my face, stop and smell the flowers

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Joined February 2009
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Big bacon has apparently heard your cries and repeated calls for resealable packaging. In response, they made the bacon smaller.
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I would’ve let him borrow my lighter tbh
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CTE (Chronic Traumatic Entertainment)
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If I see someone in Paul George Celtics jersey you’re getting physically assaulted & possibly robbed
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"He always acted like he was smarter than us." - Front Office that just traded Jaylen Brown for 36 year old Paul George
People in the NBA believe Jaylen Brown has a "disease" where he thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, per @colincowherd “I had two NBA sources … two people in the league, one an executive, one a scout, say that Jaylen Brown has — it’s a disease. He suddenly thinks he’s the smartest guy in every room he’s in ... You make a lot of money, suddenly you’re absolutely sure, you don’t wanna listen to your bosses, you don’t wanna listen to consultants, you don’t wanna listen to teammates.” (Via @volumebball, h/t @TheNBABase)
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This like Rawkus trading Mos Def to State Property
BREAKING: Jaylen Brown has been traded to the Sixers, per @ShamsCharania WOW. 🤯🤯🤯
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Lightning bugs like forest paparazzi
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They’re both in my top 5, fwiw 🤷🏻‍♂️
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(flirtatiously) I see you’ve been working on your forehead wrinkles. Very defined.
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I’ll be damned if I pull over and exit my vehicle for George Zimmerman in a sheisty mask
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We now go live to Albany, NY
I've seen numerous underground rappers perform while drunk/high and it's never a good time.
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It’s become increasingly clear that certain producers are AI-generating old soul records cuz there’s no fucking way these samples are real
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Hey jackboot Fuck your wall
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an ad in the middle of a 14-minute Isaac Hayes song.
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dreamyeyes retweeted
Fuck y'all looking at
Just had a song come up on shuffle and three seconds in, I said out loud “this sounds like a RZA beat” Whipped out my phone to skip to the next song and sure enough…
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GOD KEEP TRYNA PACK THIS BOZO UP HE REFUSES TO GO😭😭😭😭😭
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
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