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BoH: Balance. #BringbackWoodDF Known as afb728 on the AE Forums Aspiring Flash artist/animator

Joined January 2015
Hi all, I'm opening 3 commission slots! Please DM me here or on Discord (Ember#0728) for further details, and don't be afraid to ask for something I don't have listed below :)
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새끼 오리 완전 바보 멍충이임 물 같은거 보이면 일단 들어가서 맨날 꼬질해져
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I just want a plotter that prints. One of my plotters' touchscreen is broken so I can't do anything on it, and the other had to get a printhead replaced and is now recalibrating for 45 minutes. Whyyyyyy do they suck so bad
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Literally took me 3 hours to print something. I first hit go at 8:30 and left work at 11:30. I just want a plotter that works
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I need a Clayface and Calendar Girl team-up
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Bought a bag of sugar that I guess got hydrated because the crystals are bigger and then I'm making cookies and rolling them in cinnamon-sugar and only the cinnamon is sticking. Good grief
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loona getting ready to debut:
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Dude, totally spies is a show for kids 30 years ago. Can we please make some new stuff?
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About once each quarter someone doesn't understand how insurance works.
CAN SOMEONE ACTUALLY EXPLAIN HOW THIS IS LEGAL. A guy at work pays $210 a month for full coverage auto insurance. That's $2,520 every single year just to stay legal on the road. Last week, someone clipped his parked car in a lot and drove off. Total bumper damage: $1,200. He called his provider to file a claim. Their response: "Your comprehensive deductible is $1,000, and your monthly premium will likely go up if you report this." So he paid $1,000 out of pocket to fix damage he didn't cause, while paying $2,500 a year for "protection" he couldn't even use without getting penalized. You're literally paying a monthly fee for the right to cover your own repairs.
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Literally watch "It's a Wonderful Life"
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I think one of the best parts of Coyote vs Acme is when the Roadrunner is running to a song and he's singing along but his meeps are actually just censoring the lyrics
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Based based based based based
Boyfriend’s daughter’s school WhatsApp parent chat got ACTIVATED because the school sent a thing not just talking about how the kids won’t be using AI in class but then also saying “and we’d appreciate it if you could stop modeling using it in front of them at home” lmao
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Someone else was in the gym while I was singing on the treadmill HELP
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I will say my voice is super warmed up now though
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You know that one performance of Love Love Love where Eunha sounds angry during the chorus? I specifically put that on during my run because I was grumpy
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Not the point but I HATE when robots wear clothing. Looking at you, Kualus
Megatron transformation has unreal Aura, and that hood is absolutely cherry on top
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Stop texting me about work on my personal phone
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Good lord
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Once I find pants that fit it's over for you jerks
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This is going to be great for me omg
I feel something...a great disturbance in the force Like a billion boomers at public agencies crying out at once....
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