digital strategist for those you know and loveβ”‚β€œi don’t like your new twitter bio. you’re a talented fucking person doing good stuff”

bay ridge our nation’s capital
Joined August 2012
Happy day one of Halloween! πŸŽƒ
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I winked today and I think I really pulled it off
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Happy day twenty five of Halloween! πŸŽƒ
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Happy day twenty six of Halloween! πŸŽƒ
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Election Day is one milk away
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finally discovered my dream car at 31 years old
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boyfriend just called and said he wants to take me on a date tonight anywhere I want within the tristate area and we’re going somewhere amazing but in my heart i will be thinking of you…
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Currently reading: Permanence
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from your lips to god’s ears
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Currently reading: Trad Wife Started this on lunch mostly due to the recommendations of the GOATs @StephenKing and Paul Tremblay so can’t wait! πŸ‘€
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In the interest of being fair, I must say this is not the most well-written memoir I’ve ever read. However, it’s harrowing, and anyone who watched the show will have no problem believing him. Just awful. I hope the documentary will bring this to Ruby Franke level attention.
Currently reading: In the Shadow of Eight
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What’s more embarrassing, that I set an alarm and waited and refreshed in the virtual queue for the McDonald’s fine dining experience, or that I didn’t get tickets?
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I have already binged the entirety of the New Stanford Prison Experiment on Netflix and there are so, so many things to analyze here. I look forward to reading everything there is to read once more people watch because there will be some well deserved discourse.
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This is fucking incredible. #Survivor is the best show ever made. Perhaps the best sport. Possibly the best religion.
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What did I say? #Survivor #Survivor51
I’ve seen enough. This season of #Survivor is in the top ten of all time.
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I’ve seen enough. This season of #Survivor is in the top ten of all time.
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clicking β€œless AI” on pinterest and the whole page changes
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