@emceeIII

Failed meta humour performance piece | De-motivational speaker | From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 | Congo is bleeding 🇨🇩 | Keep eyes on Sudan 🇸🇩

 Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2012
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‘What’s your star sign?’ Her: *says literally any star* ‘A what?! Oh heeelll no. I need to stay away from you’ Her: Noooo. Whhhyyyy? What did we do???
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Khohlel’idangatye@Mthembutoyou9h
As much as I hate to admit it this lady is speaking the truth, I don’t understand how social media has normalised being angry and constantly bashing people who make content they don’t agree with more than supporting and following people who make content that they do agree with
Khomotso@KhomotsoKD14h
I love it when a woman stands on business. 😂😂🫶🏽
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Pròve 🇿🇦@sotembelaaOct 24
Why do you guys keep saying “Xhosa Dyans” 😔?
yknipg
@Yknip1Oct 24
Not Anga aka @NaakMusiQ realising he’s carrying mostly expensive designer clothes when he’s asked to dress properly for slaughtering/ukuxhela😅😂 Xhosa dyans buy your ondiyasebenza now for going home this December! 🤣nini iintlabi ngoku!
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“I want you to stand up now and take this shit on the chest” LMFAO. He was fucking hilarious
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@Haqani_RsaOct 23
AKA wants perform Composure in front of cassper nyovest , this what used to motivate him to make better music not this scotts Maphuma creche music "bhe bhe bhe..." . 😭😭
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Ay man. They literally dont make them like this anymore
Mr Logic@MrLogic_MOct 23
Replying to @Haqani_Rsa
It was never personal. All about the game🔥🔥 RIP to the goat 🐐
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Lmfaoooo
Calm lad@Tweezy_25Oct 23
Mfana Kasi 😭😭
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Unathi 🏳️‍🌈@UnatiBunnyOct 23
Espionage is the Beyoncé of the group btw
thisisneverthat@eltonatorrOct 23
If you think about it criminal charges have the coolest names ever Espionage? Arson? Embezzlement? Perjury?
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Aight man 😂
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Mbokazi
@mbokazi100Oct 13
Show us your most recent mirror selfie.
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Man Of The Year@ManOfTheYear808Oct 20
Oh hell no
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 19
Tyler Perry has reportedly been named Netflix’s new Head of Film.
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omo@rtchromaaeraaOct 20
ATTENTION!
Oluwabukola🌸
@BukolababiiOct 20
Men are so quick to give up these days The moment they ask you out and you say no, they’ve moved on. Why??
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 18
have you seen the ‘meddie’ music video yett? 🌍💎 youtu.be/p0vf8A-n-ME
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 17
It had to match the rest of the project 🙂‍↕️ so glad you picked it up
Tebogo R.@DxnTabzOct 17
Replying to @zuloverse
@zuloverse what did you do on the album cut version of "lamza"??? 😭😭🔥🔥 Flipppen love this version!!!!! #SomethingLekker
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Tebogo R.@DxnTabzOct 17
Replying to @zuloverse
@zuloverse what did you do on the album cut version of "lamza"??? 😭😭🔥🔥 Flipppen love this version!!!!! #SomethingLekker
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“Ndipheke amasi” “okay” Kinda weather
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 16
‘meddie’ song and music video is out to the wuuuuurld!! 💎🌍✨ youtu.be/p0vf8A-n-ME
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ZULO@zuloverseOct 15
meddie. music video at 9am SAST. 🫵🌍 @YouTube youtu.be/p0vf8A-n-ME
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david.@_shookknightOct 15
i fear dating is not on the cards for me.
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Crypto Tea
@CryptoteaOct 13
Being middle class in 2026
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“Words he can’t pronounce” HE CANNOT READ
None Of My Friends Watch Anime.@nomfwanimeOct 14
oh….
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Lmao. This nigga is such a vibe man
The Hype Channel
@TheHypeChannel_Oct 14
Blxckie on Bruce’s case, telling him to spend that content money.
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Imagine someone who makes 40 bands a show telling YOU to spend your money 😂😂💔
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