Joined September 2010
leafhead retweeted
being nicer to myself because i’m my me
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my manager: we’re like a family here! me going to tell my manager I found a family that pays more:
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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The new season of Sold a Story is coming tomorrow. I've seen speculation about it. I think there will be some surprises. I'm interested to know what you think. First two episodes tomorrow. Then one a week on Thursdays until Nov 19. features.apmreports.org/sold…
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We've been doing this for centuries in Europe It's thanks to a technology that the US hasn't yet discovered called "trains"
How I be eating on Tesla FSD
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Toy Story ass sky
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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this is exactly correct
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yeah my mother
you ever meet someone so high strung you WANT them to start drugs
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Forever my fave — Lisa McGee is a genius!
The contrast between the heavy political background of 1990s Northern Ireland and the absurd, chaotic, self-absorbed drama of ordinary adolescence ... one of the best shows ever made ❤️
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In my associate European era: shared a wood-fired pizza and a bottle of wine with a friend in a walkable city.
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ChatGPT very quickly learns to mimic your speech patterns which sounds scary but in practice it's more like this
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Canadians after becoming associate members of the EU
just went to the post office to drop off a letter and came back with a loaf of bread from the baker and a ribeye from the butcher richard scarry ass day
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Just threw together a quick, basic flyer with google images & some clip art at work & someone asked me what prompt I asked ChatGPT to generate it…
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when you guys read shampoo bottle instructions do you imagine yourselves as the shampoo or as the scalp
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leafhead retweeted
reminded me of this
When you read, do you imagine yourself as the main character or a side character watching everything unfold?
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Lost for words
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My close personal friend Ernie got engaged 🥹
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preparing for my period of mourning
How are we supposed to mourn?! Jesus h Christ. I can’t wear both at the same time
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leafhead retweeted
When you piss off the nice country…
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