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I’m talkin about mountain dews baby

Joined November 2011
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what it feels like typing your email and password with a TV remote.
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You’ll have to dig us up first
I wanna bury the Eagles this Sunday
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What a great battle in this Phillies-Braves game between Joey Votto who only wants to deal in fact and logic, and John Kruk who’s just trying to get a couple jokes off
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how orion kerkerings phone needs to look tmrw
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I like this hat because it looks like you’re a veteran of the Sixers wars which is 100% accurate
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Tried ordering a double-double vodka club at this airport bar and guy said “that’s not a thing” dude grow up, just pour 4 servings in the glass and charge me accordingly this isn’t rocket science
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Philly omg
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🚨 DEREK HILL HIGHWAY ROBBERY 🚨
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He got my attention with the crow. I stopped everything I was doing with the Canada goose. My jaw hit the floor with the red tail hawk.
I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.
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Today I learned that Kyle Schwarber shreds bass. 🎥: schwarbersneighborhoodhereos on IG
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Sports town.
Who are the lil badass kids ripping penjamin at PGA champ?
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Not very chill of Mark to fuck with our boy Reed here
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When my friends and I have to squeeze into an uber to get home from the bar.
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This is the energy the Flyers have in this series against the Pens and I love it
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There’s a guy in a suit playing goalie while ripping a cig in South Philly Playoff hockey is in the air
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What a scene in Philly. What a push. The Flyers are playing playoff hockey. Incredible stuff.
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It’s playoff push time. #LetsGoFlyers 🎶: Man I Need - Olivia Dean
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Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there
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White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building:
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WHY ARENT THEY WEARING THE WOMEN’S JERSEYS!!! -Kelly Keegs probably
Team USA has arrived to the World Baseball Classic Final in GAME-USED United States Men's National Hockey Team jerseys.
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