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tiny baby lawyer. love bad movies and good video games. tweets are not legal advice, you cannot afford me.

48th state
Joined May 2009
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HERE IT IS! I wrote this zine and my best friend published it - please check it out if murder mysteries and sci fi horror are up your alley.
Picket Line Tango lives! A brand new noir-inspired murder mystery adventure for @MothershipRPG. The people of mining colony Norton Outpost are ADDICTED TO MURDER! Find the true killer stalking unseen among picket signs and workers on the edge of chaos. (Links below!)
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This year, I agonizingly extracted myself from several tumultuous TTRPG business partnerships. In this goliath blog post, I'm sharing everything I learned from those trials: evaluating contracts, spotting red flags, and what to do when things go south. uncannyspheres.blogspot.com/…
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LRT: Great article by @rascal_news documenting the hell people I know have been dealing with for months, just to get paid. Consider subscribing to support great journalism like this in TTRPGs. We're way better armed against this stuff in the light rather than the dark.
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A months-long investigation into tabletop distributor World of Game Design revealed a company characterized as abusive and predatory. The complete picture includes accounts from over a dozen former clients and employees that chart its rise and fall. rascal.news/former-world-of-…
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Update: World of Game Design (WOGD) is now refusing to pay me for the books they sold. Of the $3,158 in books they failed to return to me, they've only paid $637 — and they're refusing to pay the rest unless I first pay an outrageous and arbitrary $1,250 "close out" fee. 1/X
PSA: World of Game Design (WOGD) is unlawfully selling my books, please do not buy my stuff from them. They currently owe me an estimated thousands of dollars in unpaid consignment sales and have failed to return my full inventory after I gave them notice over 3 months ago. 1/3
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Hull Breach Vol. 1 just got an absolutely incredible and in-depth review from YouTube TTRPG luminary Dave Thaumavore. I particularly appreciate Dave's love for the Executive Suite accessory pack, we poured our souls into every little bonus item. youtube.com/watch?v=G1bwlLg4…
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Hull Breach Vol. 1 and all the Anodyne zines and pamphlets were also just restocked on the TKG store! Consider picking up our rad hardcover adventure anthology along with your brand new, shiny boxed set. Links below!🙂
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logic games are why i am not living under a bridge. rip the careers of lazy people who like fun li'l puzzles.
For those who celebrate, this week marks the final week that logic games will be tested on the LSAT.
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look at how they dressed at the Monaco GrandPrix
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CONGRATS CABRÓN! 😉 @LandoNorris
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Good. Everybody be looking at the eclipse, so I'm gonna steal all your stuff. All of it. Teach you to look at silly stuff. All outta proportion. Will learn you good.
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Everything is posted. Please consider sharing after you get your set 👐 refresh or use the sidebar filter if the items aren't appearing. Good luck! #dice #ttrpg #dnd
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✨Updates to the Anodyne homepage!✨ SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!📝Provide consumer insight into our products, or just say hiiiiii. ENJOY KOOL TUNES!🎵Our site now has an Original Soundtrack from the wizard behind dungeon-synth label Vandalorum! Fully Y2K-ready. anodyneprintware.com
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For those who never saw it, or for anyone else who wants to have a good time.
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In case you didn't know: Hull Breach and many of our other 1e Mothership zines are available from indie TTRPG stores around the globe! Support these stores, get regional pricing and shipping rates. If you want your local shop to carry our stuff, we'd love to talk with them!
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me when Aragorn is about to kick the helmet in the two towers:
hey can i tell you this story that i’ve already told you like five or six times
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The legal-horror contracts book I wrote for Mothership is available now! Snap it up and trap your PCs in devilish legalese.
Replying to @IanYusem
Find HULL BREACH VOL. 1 on our Anodyne Printware webstore, along with other brand new releases: ⚖️ Breach of Contract, the definitive corporate legal-horror handbook. 🕵️ The clandestine Agent Class. 📕 All our zines newly converted to Mothership 1e. shop.anodyneprintware.com/
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⚠️ HULL BREACH VOL. 1 NOW AVAILABLE! ⚠️ HULL BREACH is a huge sci-fi horror anthology for Mothership 1e: 232 pages of eclectic new modules. Survive a slasher, join an anarchist commune, play an ALIEN! HULL BREACH is also a sandbox campaign setting steeped in corporate intrigue.
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