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Joined November 2010
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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mimi@aEvilcatAug 8
i love paying for public transit
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Republican nominee in the state controlled by Republicans for 20 years:
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O. Kay Henderson (@okayhenderson) profile pictureO. Kay Henderson@okayhendersonJun 3
Zach Lahn is speaking to supporters in WDM. Lahn says he ran because “I fear every day we are losing the Iowa we love.”
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Replying to @RUINYOURTIME
@RUINYOURTIME I love you. Thank you. Rest in power with the angels now, you are free ♥️🕊️
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people low-key need to get as hyped about fiber as they are about protein. the American colon is a sewer.
deerly | edtwt (@deerlycals) profile picturedeerly | edtwt@deerlycalsJan 21
can i say this
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when safari closed all 110 of my tabs, the app was permanently deleted from my phone. I only use Chrome now out of spite.
juliann (@ecco2kgf) profile picturejuliann@ecco2kgfJan 15
Just lost all 316 of my safari tabs I fucking needed those
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I won’t be lectured on Tylenol from the people that drink raw milk.
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Day 63 of going to Trader Joe’s to see if they have the sour strawberry belts 😪 (they don’t)
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everybody worried about protein what about FIBER
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your family may die from violent diarrhea like they’re on the Oregon Trail, but at least you didn’t have to see pronouns in an email signature
Lindsay Wise (@lindsaywise) profile pictureLindsay Wise@lindsaywise25 Apr 2025
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry apnews.com/article/poultry-s…
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry

USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry

The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.

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Bringing it back
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More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS17 Apr 2025
BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News.
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The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.
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unfortunately relatable
christian (@dabongohead) profile picturechristian@dabongohead24 Feb 2025
new fridge got down here without issue
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Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley) profile pictureChuck Grassley
@ChuckGrassley24 Feb 2025
Pres Trump says he is going to ft Knox to chk if there’s gold Well I can attest to it— Freshman Representative Chuck Grassley (then member of banking cmte) went to Ft Knox to chk on the gold in 1976 The gold was there
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Yeah, no shit—Michelle Obama tried to do this and Republicans called her a radical communist.
Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) profile pictureVivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy13 Feb 2025
Bring back the presidential fitness test in schools. Serve healthier food in the cafeteria & start physical education earlier in school. The best way to save on health costs in the long run is to create a healthier population in the first place.💪🏼🇺🇸
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i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv
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we need to stop tolerating the christian faith
Colby Gordon (@badinfinity2) profile pictureColby Gordon@badinfinity224 Jan 2025
cool cool cool cool cool
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