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Can’t teach this sauce in a cookbook.

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Joined February 2011
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Never been to a bar that has ads play in between karaoke songs. 💀
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Another day in juco sports. 😞
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☑️ Marked safe from tagging everyone who wished me happy birthday on Facebook in a status update.
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It was my birthday the other day, and my first dream as a freshly 40 year old woman was that I got drafted into the WNBA. 😭😭😭
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𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 retweeted
The hip hand at the end omg
How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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Me: “I can’t wait for my birthday.” *Puts phone on do not disturb*😂
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Not a good weekend for sports.
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𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 retweeted
Cups of the rosé……….. bitches in my old phone………..
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𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 retweeted
I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna have a good weekend. ✌🏼
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Basketball is back and so is atrocious livestream game calling.
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𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 retweeted
the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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IT’S HERE!!!!
🏀Gameday | #GoConqs @GoConqsMBB tips off the season in Texas at the Western Texas College Classic 🆚Western Texas 🕛7:00pm 📍Synder, TX 💻Watch: youtube.com/@westerntexascol… Sponsored by: Greens & Screens - Dodge City's Ultimate Hangout spot #WeCONQuer #BurnTheBoats
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Leg one of hell week complete. ☑️ Now for the fun part. 😈
Gameday week, senior day week. Kill me.
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𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 retweeted
rob randomly in the middle of episode 10 #loveisblind
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𝙴𝙼 𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙽 retweeted
LOVE IS BLIND SEASON 11 EPISODES 6-8 🍿 Aneha should’ve went to Love is Blind INDIA 😭 how many times are you gonna tell Cam your family is gonna hate him and that he is white ?! IRRITATED ME ! She making her family sound so spooky like they the Addams Family or something lmfao . No wonder he is drained and giving you short automated answers . Wilnie needs to get out the Time Machine . Why are you still talking about Malanie and the pods if you’re CHOSEN & he is engaged to you & then you want him to feel guilty about that . She’s very annoying . Wilson living in that basement that he can barely stand up in had me in tears too . John needs anger management . If you’re yelling at everything else , eventually you’re gonna yell at me lmfaoo. When he jumped at her after she called him a monster , I would’ve screamed “AHHHH 😭” Erica I told you , if you not ready to be Little Mermaid , you and Jack Sparrow is never gonna work. He wanna be on that BOAT ! That is his life !! It’s either you be Jackie Chan, around the world in 80 days or not . I don’t blame her for not wanting to do that though and Blake a lil childish Jax & Stew confused me so much . Conversation was so awkward . They left that table more confused than when they started . Jax family told her , “girl he got money, go back” lmfaooo Rob & Michaella the only couple I can see maybe making it 😭 #loveisblind #isaiahjaay #netflix #loveisblindnetflix
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The Casa Amor of LIB
Rob and Michaella get ready for a night out with the other people they almost got engaged to! New episodes of Love Is Blind S11: Boston premiere tomorrow on Netflix!
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