she/her. Halloween all year round 🎃

Joined July 2013
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That ref needs his license absolutely destroyed. Man committed several atrocities tonight
When I give my friends advice but sprinkle in that “idk tho” at the end so i don’t get blamed
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Meanwhile in my head:
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When I try to invite my friends for a bump and they don’t get the hint
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My life currently contains too little skrt skrt and alarming levels of hurt hurt
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Replying to @AlixEHarrow
We use PHALT in my house....pain, hungry, angry, lonely, tired. Something is a phalt, let's figure it out.
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Your boyfriend takes pics of you? 🤧
boyfriends take pictures of you like you did something awful to them
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My Chemical Romance really had me thinking I was going to find the love of my life in a cemetery
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ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
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The ultimate Twosday
gorgeous gorgeous girls walk so fast everywhere it makes their shins ache, for literally no reason x
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THIS is Christmas!
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Replying to @BBCR1
@BBCR1 how has Vic lived a thousand lives but didn’t have an advent calendar until 24 years old?? Please it’s keeping me up at night
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Absolutely wetting myself that Jordan just read this out