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it does look a little more awkward now that they have to do stuff like this and they can't just have 1 guy pretend to be sick for every vote that's like "Make Stuff Slightly Better"
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this analogy is funny because sports are littered with coaches who should have been fired but got one more contract because of a deep playoff run that happened in spite of them
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my ragdoll was diagnosed with anxiety so her vet put her on prozac and now she sleeps in my bed like this every night instead of on a bath mat in the corner by the toilet. +1 for big pharma.
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YALL TRIED TO SHAME NIGGAS FOR NOT VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS JUST FOR DEMOCRATS TO NOT VOTE LMFAOOOOOOOOOO EAT A DICK
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“Missing a Vote” to impeach a war criminal, philanderer, and drunk - perhaps the easiest lay up of all time, after this huge wave of change is so perfectly Democrat. Hats off
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Democrats using their new found power just as expected I see.
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Split screen at Capitol Hill today:
Hakeem Jeffries is arguing that he should be the leader of the Democrats — and then, as the current leader, he couldn’t get enough Democrats to show up to impeach Pete Hegseth
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Sanders just comes out and says this stuff and then you pan to AOC in the House and it’s just a lotta tripping over her tongue. what could Jeffries possibly have to offer her that precludes her from doing this👇
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You’re ready for trial? I’m readier for trial (unless you want to settle haha jk)
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Posting myself in the “are we dating the same guy: Pittsburgh” group to create an illusion of demand
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The Kirk Cousins signing was a master stroke by Raiders GM John Spytek:
The Raiders paid Cousins a total of $650,000
They got:
- 9 games of rock solid QB play
- 6+ months for #1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza to learn the system and be mentored by Cousins
- A 2027 3rd round pick
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Glad that Massie decided to remind everybody that libertarians have a few good convictions surrounded by unimaginably stupid ones.
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One of the Corgis in the #Panthers Corgi Race decided to go rogue. Group effort to take him down 😂
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