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I heard from a book somewhere if you’re the most talented person in the room you need to find a new room

Real friends keep sending you memes even if you don’t react to them

I really got 2-4 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with

“Ur password is weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

When you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

Phone so dry I flinch when that mf vibrate

Phone so dry I’m starting to think I’m the mf everyone said they was gonna cut off in 2022

My parents tell me “ENJOY YOUR YOUTH” and then get mad when I come home late

Life is like a helicopter I don’t know how to operate a helicopter

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them and watch my phone ring

Every person who uses the caption “chapter… and their age” has never read one chapter of a book since they left high school

I have both a positive and negative attitude. It depends on the people and what they deserve.

Bipolar bitches will cut you off and be mad because they miss you lol

Me in the shower wondering if he really likes me

Me at home where I can be ugly in peace

I’m fine with being alone It’s the horny part that bothers me

My problem is I HEAR what you SAYING, but I SEE how you MOVING

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off

When you want to revive a conversation that’s dying