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Managing Editor @voguebusiness

London
Joined May 2011
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my 5-year-old niece was given this song to sing for Mothers’ Day at her CofE primary school… 🤢
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Hope Nadine Coyle gets floyeurs today 🌹 – at South Dublin, Ireland
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Solidarity with every woman attempting to go about their business this morning with a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and Ashling Murphy occupying their mind.
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Working at a paper today and just been introduced to Dom the Sub, I said 'Which one is it mate?' Silence.
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Hello everyone! Inspired by this windy, rainy day which is perfect for reading a book, we've put together this lovely bundle of seven Signed, First Editions, now waiting to be won! Retweet, like or comment by 6pm on Saturday & you might just win these books! #win #booktwitter 📚
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My generation says “No worries” instead of “you’re welcome” to 1) show that doing a favor for someone doesn’t need to be a transactional thing and that we’re happy to help, and 2) because if they really knew how worried we actually were, they’d never ever talk to us again ever.
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I wish I had the words to describe the exceptional man that was Sean Lock. But today I don’t, and I think he might have liked it that way.
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Refusing to believe anything you're told, doesn't make you cleverer than the rest of us. Recognising the times when you are actually being told the truth is a crucial skill.
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yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~
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Well this isn't an ideal end to 2020.
Emily Blunt, Jamie Dornan, Jon Hamm, and Christopher Walken star in the first trailer for their new romantic comedy #WildMountainThyme.
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Word of the day is ‘latibulate’ (17th century): to hide in a corner in an attempt to escape reality.
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I was almost Mary, until they told me I couldn't because I didn't have blue eyes. Which I'm totally, entirely, completely 100% over and never think about at all.
A study has shown a correlation between children who play Mary or Joseph in their school nativity play, and being a high earner later in life.
almost my fave day of the year when I get to remind everyone against their will that irish people invented Halloween and carved these nightmarish turnips instead of pumpkins
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Today I can testify to the effectiveness of 'lalochezia': the use of swearing to alleviate stress and frustration.
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Can't stop thinking about these words. People in the highest positions of power flouting all rules while whole counties are locked down. Hideous.
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One gift of 2020: a lot of my favourite authors are publishing new books in the next few months. My bank account probably doesn't appreciate it though...
At what point did we think Jedward would become the voice of reason in a global pandemic? Love this for them.
G’wan leave the whole country “breathless” from Covid because of your idiotic behaviour @Jimcorrsays 🖕🏼
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every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"
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still can't believe shrek was so popular that all of scotland adopted his accent
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