Did it! Kinda, sorta. I just wing it. Sit down and play, it's the best. No notes, chord progressions, just rhythm

Whenever there is a massive sweepstakes or prize I hear about & that you have to answer a skill testing question first always low key terrifies me because what if I won 10 billion but didn't nail the 47-13+5

This is a Harvard level study I'm conducting

Remember the BlackBerry keyboards that when your cursor got to the beginning, it would keep erasing the characters that were still ahead of it? Absolutely genius that I have not seen since

I am working in the shop and I have country on the dial.... I might fire up the drum kit 🤔 youtube.com/watch?v=KVu11HIo…

Somewhere, at some point, a woman got a lower back tattoo, and a guy got a tribal tattoo around is bicep for the last time 🥲🥲

This is your reminder to restart your phone

Death by chocolate is a flavor with lofty expectations

Mind if a couple of small town white high school buddies get a little nostalgic on a Friday night?

Yes I will pierce the wire, no I will not tape up the insulation afterwards

Twitter is always on, just like my brain at 2am

But I'm doing great and therefore should be feeling greatful

Why is it great, but then it's grateful. Shouldn't it be greatful?

How is everyone's evening going? 🙃

I like tweets for your benefit, not mine, so if there's already dozens or hundreds of likes, I generally don't bother, you're not going to notice anyways 🤷 I don't hand out hits of dopamine willy nilly

Good morning. I AI'd the cell tower out of this picture 😅

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Last of the venison. Mid November can't come soon enough 🦌