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🇻🇦🧉 Nationalism for all nations Central African Republic for the Centralese

Joined January 2024
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it’s gonna be wild when we hook this up to the air traffic control API
Me attempting to teach math to GPT3
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What is going on in Brazil lmao
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Hitler did kill himself, but it was only after he moved to Argentina and realized he had to stay there
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I dreamed we were in the future with humanity having colonized space and there was a post so coal that it had 2.4 trillion views but 4 likes
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Can a nigga live?
BREAKING: A third Jensen Huang affair has reportedly been uncovered, involving another Nvidia employee. — Reuters
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Wow... I just took a dump and the water splashed back to my balls. Thoughts?
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DARK HORSE
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The Germans regained the crown for the West from the Greeks and their mutt emperor (who was part Turk), Constantine VI, and his blood thirsty whorish mother. After (unfortunately) losing big time to the Germans, the Italians lost Rome, and the West regained it when Pope St. Leo III (an Italian) crowned Bl. Charlemagne (a German) after over 300 years of non-Western emperors. The restorian of the Western Empire only happened due to an Italian-German alliance. Luther (a German) was condemned by Leo X (an Italian) for denying this. St. Robert Bellarmine (another Italian) was the greatest defender of the German possession of the crown.
German Superchatter: "We are the Aryan race and we burnt your Roman Empire to the fucking ground!" Nick Fuentes: "You guys were niggers when we were building everything. We had Euripides, Aeschylus, Sophocles, you were worshiping wood carvings with cocks. And now your 'Nazi' party is run by a libertarian race-mixing lesbian."
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There is never a final "win condition". Other than Jesus comes back and we go to Heaven. There is always stuff to do, things to sanctify. Even if Nick ruled all Earth it wouldn't be a win condition. You just always do what's most moral, most prudent, most virtuous at each moment
Real question for the groypers: What does “winning” look like for you in terms of who’s elected?
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This was most obvious to anyone who looked into Urbit, Yarvin's software project, that tried to be as arcane as possible, reinvent every wheel, and have a programming language that looks like this, all for the sake of looking like it came from someone intelligent
This has been very obvious to anyone with a brain for a while now. Yarvin larps as a 180 IQ dark wizard political genius but all he does is make bad predictions and vague esoteric references to old obscure thinkers and books to make you think he’s smart. For a certain type of lonely, depressed, angsty autistic type it’s easy to get one-shotted by guys like him but he’s just a total pseud and a fraud, like the “Intellectual Dark Web” guys from 2010s. Avoid.
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Replying to @curtis_yarvin
I’m beginning to suspect you don’t really have any clue what you’re talking about and are just sort of autistic and on amphetamines. I still support but feeling glum
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I bet this took a while to type since you have sausage fingers fattie. Didnt read a word.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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It brings me no pleasure to report that Anakin Skywalker has been found dead alongside Malfoid in an apparent murder-suicide.
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Chud 1 was crazyyyy
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Maturing is realizing that Jordan B. Peterson was a weak man and father. Someone who couldn’t follow his own advice on parenthood and masculinity. Really sad, actually.
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More accurately, Jordan Peterson never really "fell from grace", he only rose because everyone else was banned. In 2016 you had an explosion in anti-modernity content and Peterson was the only one to retain a platform due to being this harmless bitch that everyone sees now.
Everyone blames the downfall of Jordan Peterson on his previous benzo addiction, but to me the much more insidious influence that led to his fall from grace is his bimbo daughter. She leeched onto him and drained every last drop of aura he had left.
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The mental breakdowns aren't a recent thing, he's had them all his life even before becoming famous. And even during his fame he was still clearly mentally unstable, crying over abstract concepts, having extreme crash outs over anti-semitism, he was always neurotic.
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I think a big plus of parkour civilization that goes under the radar is that it had zero female characters
"Parkour Civilization" was some lightning in a bottle human slop that has AI slop trying to capture the magic ever since
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Nick asking me why I still support him
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