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A mildly interesting, somewhat entertaining distraction. Updated whenever.

Joined June 2009
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my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.
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I think the heart behind this for me is this: We present the world to kids as a solved equation - but that is boring and completely untrue.
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If you have not watched Jack White perform Seven Nation Army at Glastonbury, then you have no idea what you are missing. Super impressive! thisisheapsgood.com/seven-na… #jackwhite #glastonbury #livemusic #music #thewhitestripes
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Fun with AI Art: a group of cows playing poker #poker #aiart #cows #cowsofinstagram #ai #aiartwork
Every Wednesday, 10 heaps good things to get your though to the end of the week. smpl.is/37u5 Includes: #links #linkpack #jamesbond #movies #travel #weirdness & #voting
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Fun with AI Art: a bowl of soup that looks like a monster, knitted out of wool #aiart #soup #monsters #knitting
Fun with AI Art: "a red ferrari pulling a caravan" 😂 #ferrari #caravan #caravanlife #supercarlifestyle #aiart #ai
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If you haven't seen this clip of Paul Rudd interviewing Paul Rudd, you should. It's hilarious! 😂 smpl.is/37qy #paulrudd #hotwings #funnyvideo #funny
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Why even drive 15 mins for food when I can sit here and have it brought to me for only $65 more?
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The Insane Amount of Beer Footy Fans Smashed at the AFL Grand Final manofmany.com/entertainment/…
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The 18 clubs have named their representatives for the 2022 @Colgate AFL Grand Final Sprint 💨 Who's your tip to take it out? Details: afl.to/3BA0LHY
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🤝 Right, here’s my plan then. I shall sort and post a Bet Builder Accumulator and Cheat Sheets for every single Premier League game. In return, you slap a LIKE ♥️ on this tweet to help my page grow… Deal?
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I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone. No tablet. No laptop. He just sat there. Drinking coffee. Like a Psychopath.
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