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You must be a combination of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you are http://t.co/rT12jPkduy #engineeringproblems

inside a textbook
Joined February 2012
@UMRebelCJ Kind of how ChemEs sneer at ME's, "ChemE's do everything ME's do, but we add chemistry" Or how IE stands for Imaginary Engineer.
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I saw an english major buying engineering paper so she could play dot games with her friends during lectures. Bitch, get away from our paper
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Other majors sneer at engineering majors. Each engineering discipline sneers at the other engineering disciplines. #engineeringproblems
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The solutions manual is 5 editions older than the textbook. #engineeringproblems
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if +/- 30% doesnt work in real life, why is that all we need for our senior design project...? #engineeringproblems
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I loaned out my extra calculator, now i dont have one in case i forget my primary one. #engineeringproblems
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It's cool, if we screw up the dimensions, we can blame the contractor #engineeringproblems
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Multiple page technical papers have become a regular part of my life #engineeringproblems
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Why are all my professors keeping us over time? Is the max amount of credit hours not enough #engineeringproblems
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I have 99 problems and all of them are Organic Chemistry. #engineeringproblems
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My chegg account just expired!... Nooooooooo!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#engineeringproblems
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Getting excited about a 74 on a test because you were 20% above the average. #engineeringproblems
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I can't humanities #EngineeringProblems
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I write Greek letters neater than actual words #EngineeringProblems @EngineerPrblms
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Just put together a TV with a pair of tweezers, because I had no screwdriver. #alwaysfindaway #engineerinstinct @EngineerPrblms
Correcting a Dwight Schrute meme on engineering concepts... #youknowyoureanengineerwhen #engineeringproblems
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I don't know what day it is, but I know something is due tomorrow. #engineeringproblems
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"When you go to industry, the old people never use SI units" #engineeringproblems #ShitMyProfessorSays
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