Ninja

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

I'm bathing in mosquito repellent from now on.

Happy HallOween!

This is the cockiest hospital that I have ever seen.

He is finally home where he belongs.

Satan admits he hasn't inspired a great album since the 80's.

To all the step-parents out there, if you hate being a step-parent then you shouldn't have signed up for the job. Yes, being a parent is a job. Whether that child is yours or not doesn't give you the right to treat them less than humans. #StepParentsSuck

For $10,000 I'll take y'all to the bottom of the Detroit River.

Wishing you all a Happy Easter - Love Dan and Alice

Suck fast, they're getting the slipper out

Sometimes this happens.

We need to pass a law to prevent mutual funds from purchasing single family homes. This financial practice has driven home prices beyond what first time homebuyers can afford.