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What would be funny about this is that during their final year after defeating Voldemort, Hermione assumes Malfoid doesn't want a big family, so she pranks her by dumping a fuckton of fertility potion into her tea, with effects lasting for years.
Except Malfoid doesn't mind at all and ends up with a family twice the size of the Weasleys. Twins. Every. Single. Pregnancy.
Since neither Harry nor Malfoid knows about the potion, Malfoid just blames it all on Harry's "vitality," while Hermione looks on in horror at their school reunion.
