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Madison, AL
Joined February 2008
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Happy Guy Fawkes Day! I would be remiss not to mention that exactly seven months ago tonight, Auburn won the most prestigious—and to my knowledge only—postseason basketball tournament
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Has there been visceral outrage for 6-2 Ohio State being ranked eight spots ahead of 7-2 USC, which it just lost to 30-18, or do we just save that for SEC teams?
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I much prefer this to being taken to OT by Bethune-Cookman
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Me as we exited our polling place: “You know who wishes they could vote? Those 29 men on the Edmund Fitzgerald. They didn’t get to vote on whether they loaded up 26 tons of taconite pellets and headed straight for the gales of November.” 🫡 Just blank stares from @aocutiepi84 😂
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26 *thousand tons, of course. I said it correctly IRL, just forgot in the tweet
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Good morning
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Now watch this be, of all years, the one where we make the Carabao Cup Final and the game gets moved 😂
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Well done fellas 🍻
Cheers, boys! 🍻 Would be super cool if Cleveland could join you in a few days
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Nonononono, not like this!!! 😞
Yes. I think by the time we play them, we'll be capable of beating them. I have no actual evidence for this belief, mind you, but I hold it nonetheless.
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Auburn Athletics
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Slightest, most microscopic, almost invisible silver lining: at least we didn’t play him in the exhibitions assuming he’d eventually get cleared. We still have our dream of repeating as NIT champs intact.
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Chat, are we cooked?
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5-2 with a -13 total point differential, ladies and gentlemen your 2026 Cleveland Browns! 😂
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Wow the end of the South Carolina-Tennessee game was the same as Auburn-Georgia right down to the same score *and* the favored team fumbling before *they* could kick the game winner.
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Zooming out a bit: In basketball Auburn beat Florida in Gainesville, and less than 10 months later beat Georgia in Athens in football. Kind of insane that we ended these two streaks, which felt like they’d just go on forever, in the same year.
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All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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This year we will get our 10th World Series winning franchise that was founded after 1948 (the last time Cleveland won one)
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We are *only* 30 years away from tying the Cubs' drought that we helped them end. And I think if we really try, we can do it 🤣
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