Phoenix comedian by ways of NY . Here to talk shit and sometimes be a sensitive lil bih

Joined May 2020
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Doctors or scholars?
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Who’s more powerful, the #jester or the #king? @ericbcomedy
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Finally.
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Real ass dude
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🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀
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Amazing that you can reach Rock’s level as a comedian and you still play gigs with no security
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Teacher: "Don't forget to cross your T's & dot your I's." Lower case f's & j's: "Ouch"
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I’m a true believer that everyone needs to be hit at least once
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Rogan has made a lot of people millionaires. Imagine being one of those people and staying silent right now? Cause this will blow over in a month but that silence will never be forgotten.
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she think she can manipulate me wit them crystals, girl u is not Thanos
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Use the last 3 days of the year to call up people you haven’t spoken to in ten years and ask them how they think Princess Diana really died.
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The irony is JK Rowling has balls. #JKRowling
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Spider-Men trying to “cure” the bad guys. High level Hollywood propaganda.
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Fellas if you shave ya pubes she think u cheatin
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They are at Art Basel.
BREAKING: Sheriff’s detectives say they are looking for “fugitive parents” of Ethan Crumbley, the accused Oxford High School shooter. Jennifer and James Crumbley are charged with four counts of involuntary manslaughter. May be driving black Kia SUV: DQG 5203. @CBSNews
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The only symptom of the Omnichron variant will be your total loss of income.
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Thanksgiving 2021. Uncle “Fauci should be in jail.” Aunt “Trump should be in jail.” Cousin “BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN BITCOIN”
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As a fully vaccinated person in a theater with other fully vaccinated people last night in DC I was required to wear a mask if I stepped out of the green room. Now we are asked to get a booster! And the media/mainstream comedy shows have decided anyone questioning this is insane?
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This is the cancelled section of the Halloween store.
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CNN spent all day praising Dr. Sanjay Gupta, literally calling him a “prince” for appearing on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Notably, though, CNN buried all the viral moments where Rogan stumped the medical pundit and painted his network in a negative light. foxnews.com/media/joe-rogan-…
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