Eric Bernat

@jackieclarke @lennonparham @jfly99 @boomboomhiller Nothing!!! It's all Michael Kors xtra large!!!

@boomboomhiller @jackieclarke @jfly99 @lennonparham was so sad that model chickened out of the performance piece runway walk! Missyouguys!!

@ChristopherRYee Hiiyeeeeeee!

Hate when you almost bump into someone, innocently, and they back way up with their up like you're a dangerous tornado. #cunts #i

I've moved! Write me: Eric Bernat c/o The Denver Airport Denver, CO #layovers #delays #weather

I wish I lived in Denver. Then I'd be home already. #layovers

I'm not sure how to pronounce "Panettiere".

Um... Okay Nevermind. Well okay, I like an ashlee Simpson song. Just when I thought I was growing up.

I'm really hot and cold with twitter. Very "push me-pull me" sometimes I like you and most times I hate you. Guys: it's love! Sigh

I dont think I'd enjoy meeting Barbra Streisand. Maybe when I was younger. Or if I was older. Or if she wasn't so "her".

@waynewilcox will I smoke on camera?! Honey you can't stop me from it. I'm on fire!! (falls asleep in ashtray).

Of I ever am important enough to get interviewed on TV, I hope I'm a big enough asshole to wear mirrored sunglasses the entire time. #minaj

@waynewilcox was amazing in #Chaplin! @evcastle was a delightful theater companion.

Everyone remember to stock up on paper porn in case the internet goes out! #hurricanesandy #yourewelcome!

If you ask someone out and they say no, save face by saying you were just kidding. make them feel stupid for thinking you'd really ask them.

It's Eat, Pray. Love. In that order. An it's Pray, not Prey, dumdum. Sheesh. #cannibalcop

My yoga teacher tonight tried to say "start feeling"- and said "fart stealing".

I've never been overly impressed by bodices or swashbuckling.

Yeah I know. I'm a little odd looking. But I can't let that sort of thing slow me down.