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Earth Already Has a Sunshade. What If We Could Give It a Switch?

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Some problems deserve a fresh morning. The notebook has learned to sleep.
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Rated load of that fence: unknown. The goat has submitted a field test.
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He was just resting his eyes. The snoring filed a different report.
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New Sunday comic: The Department of Almost. Meet the folks responsible for your 3 a.m. thoughts.
Three-panel comic. A man falls asleep smiling, thinking it's a perfect night. In a control room labeled The Department of Almost, two tiny workers watch him on a monitor, and the older one presses a big red button marked Embarrassing Memories. Back in bed the man's eyes snap open: 'Oh no... why did I say that?' The workers peek from under the bed. 'Every night?' 'Until he dies.'

ALT Three-panel comic. A man falls asleep smiling, thinking it's a perfect night. In a control room labeled The Department of Almost, two tiny workers watch him on a monitor, and the older one presses a big red button marked Embarrassing Memories. Back in bed the man's eyes snap open: 'Oh no... why did I say that?' The workers peek from under the bed. 'Every night?' 'Until he dies.'

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Ron's Stone Age: The First Leash. Turns out the leash works both ways.
Three-panel comic: Caveman Ron ties a vine to his saber-toothed tiger, boasts that he is in control, then gets dragged through the air when the tiger spots a deer.

ALT Three-panel comic: Caveman Ron ties a vine to his saber-toothed tiger, boasts that he is in control, then gets dragged through the air when the tiger spots a deer.

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Came in for a wash and set. Left with everything fixed.
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Fried bologna, white bread, yellow mustard. Nobody has ever improved this sandwich. Plenty have tried.
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Happy National Bologna Day. Fry it till the edges curl.
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Happy Slap Your Coworker Day. Every 10mm socket thief in America just called in sick.
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She learned to dance standing on his boots. The only scuffs he never polished out.
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Two fingers off the steering wheel for every truck that passed. He didn't know half of them. Didn't matter.
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Every dollar stolen from taxpayers is a dollar too many.   Retweet if you’re thankful to have an administration committed to rooting out waste, fraud, and abuse again!
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Grown men. Steel-toe boots. Same run they had at eight.
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He raked that pile for an hour. Then leaned on the rake and let them wreck it.
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Eric Carter retweeted
Nancy Mace
@NancyMaceOct 15
Thousands of Americans were murdered on 9/11. Al-Qaeda is nothing to smile about, Congresswoman.
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In 3,000 years, archaeologists will uncover millions of drawers filled with keys that open absolutely nothing. They’ll assume it was some kind of religious practice. And honestly, we can’t explain it either.
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Somewhere in human history, somebody invented sarcastic clapping. Before that moment, applause was a compliment. One person witnessed a spectacular failure, slowly put their hands together, and turned congratulations into an insult. We don’t know their name. We owe them a statue. 👏
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Everyone’s trying to build a robot that looks like a human. I work around machines for a living. Give me one that can crawl beneath a conveyor, detect a failing bearing, find the problem and help fix it. No face. No handshake. No fake personality. We keep trying to make machines look like us. Why not make them capable of things we can’t do?
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