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TOTD: When you drink alcohol, you're just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

TOTD: Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits.

TOTD: The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

TOTD: Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep at home.

TOTD: While we sleep, our brains make up stories and then get scared of them.

TOTD: Muffins are to cupcakes as smoothies are to milkshakes.

TOTD: Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?

TOTD: Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

TOTD: Pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders.

TOTD: Teeth are the only problem where if you ignore them, they will go away.

TOTD: Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.

TOTD: Batman would look ridiculous trying to solve crimes outside on a sunny day.

TOTD: Clapping your hands is just high-fiving yourself.

TOTD: Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple juice?

TOTD: If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is jam.

TOTD: Which orange came first – the color, or the fruit?

TOTD: Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

TOTD: Painkillers are the "Mute Notification" option for the body.

TOTD: I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.