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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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your little virgin plastic pumper is back at again pumping and pumping and pumping!!!!
you should pump with me!! did i mention i wanna pump my pp? :3
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is anybody else terrified that they’re perpetually on thin ice with all of their friends. Like no matter how big or small if i do something that bothers one of my friends i immediately think “that was probably the last straw and i’ve really pushed them away forever this time”
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i basically assume people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they do and periodically remind me
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the autistic experience of realizing the friendship you genuinely cherished is just background noise in another person’s very full social life


















