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Hi @UPS I received someone else’s box today. The big label is who it was supposed to go to. It was delivered to my address, on the small label. How do I get my actual package?
Hi @CharlieSlowes @DaveJageler I’ve heard you mention the America 250 flex plan several times, and the URL is incorrect. It’s nationals. com/a250
Not a-250. No dash. ⚾️
Hi @Uber_Support I am trying to help someone who left his phone in his uber. I cannot call the driver because the call has to come from the phone which was left in the car. Please help
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One more chance to thank Ovi 🙌
These eight hockey fans got to meet with @Capitals legend Alex Ovechkin to give thanks for the impact he's had on their lives.
erin gravitt retweeted
𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 & 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 @NavyYardNats to
𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 (two) FREE tickets to 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 at Nationals Park!
Winner picked Wednesday 8pm.
#OpeningDay
erin gravitt retweeted
𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 & 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 to 𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 FREE tickets to 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 at Nats Park!
2 winners 𝗪𝗜𝗡 2 tickets each. Winners picked this Friday, 3/27 5pm.
Get in on our 2026 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆!
Really frustrating how hard it is to start a chat with an actual person at @amazon 😖
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What a reveal! Ducks bring out the “Fly White Guy” from The Offspring’s “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” music video.
Did @MattPrichardTV and I recreate this video for a middle school air guitar performance? I’m not telling you that. You’ll never know.
#FlyTogether
Hi @UPS my apartment building is not closed for the holiday. If you’re not going to deliver my item, at least give a better reason.
