Former nice guy. Brainwave scanner malfunction. Now I just observe the meat puppets and write the punchlines.
California, USA
Joined January 2013
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1 year ago today, I was diagnosed with cancer (stage 3) adenocarcinoma.
This was my 2nd dx. My 1st dx was in 2010.
For anyone battling any type of illness, never stop fighting.
It’s okay to be scared.
It’s okay to cry.
Don’t give up.
Trust in God.
I’m praying for you.
Who is the president?
Who is currently in control of congress?
This falls on the current congress.
Come January, it’s on the new congress.
So congress controls gas prices?
If so— conservatives could have lowered them a long time ago.
Nonpartisans: we see through these lies.
When the tree falls, the monkeys scatter.
Marco Rubio expected to step down and launch bid to be next US president ift.tt/aZG8swE
Has anyone checked on Ted Cruz?
TX showed up and voted for @jamestalarico
Talarico flipped Texas. 🤯
A California governor cannot set or change car registration prices, as vehicle reg fees are established through state tax codes & statutes passed by the California Legislature.
* such changes requires legislative approval or a ballot measure, not just an executive action
Before smartphones, if I was out cheating on my girlfriend & spot a white van, I would run away, thinking a camera crew might jump out.
IFYKYK
It’s not about us.
Why celebrate one special day of life when we can celebrate life itself 365 days a year.
We appreciate life itself and make the best of it.