is selena still in that damn movie? that’s seriously the only reason i get up in the morning. the reason i go to work. the reason i pay my bills.
oh zeke fr sent this in himself
October 20, 2026
Blind Item #19 - The Wizard
There's been bad blood between the former wizard and the po*n star. The once-beloved wand-waver has worked hard to rebrand himself as the wholesome, church-going family man, who wouldn't be caught dead within three degrees of anything remotely unwholesome. He finds the career path of his former co-star far beneath him, which is why he threw shade. Funny how that same image somehow survives the part where he slid into a woman's DMs, turns the conversation into a one-man harassment special, then gets spectacularly rejected and decides the mature response is ridicule. Nothing says "devoted family man" quite like that particular sequence of events. When the contradiction was pointed out, the former wizard's sophisticated rebuttal was the block button. Classy.
the thing i hate about these dumb ass tweets is the “ROSE! AGATHA!”s in the replies
Replying to @twinkletweetu
sista there’s a tree in skid row with “j+s=<3” carved in it. We know the truth
a retweeted
11 years since Jesus wrote “how does she touch you? Can I try it too? I know you’re twisted but baby I’m twisted too” WHEW
a retweeted
Jack O’Connell when asked if he’ll ever play a nice guy:
"God I hope not."
(Via @Screendaily)




















