A world of ruby all in vain, the great flowing river of warmth, and the last four entries that are just me progressively losing my sobriety.
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1,056
Hangout so peak I gotta text the homies "last night meant more to me than you know" the next morning like we just had a one-night stand or some shit.
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The trick is to look busy enough that nobody gives you more work, but not so busy that anyone asks what you're working on. Thus begins the great Friday camouflage. Wish me godspeed, or at least a convincingly furrowed brow.
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The streets aren't ready for what I am about to do. If Batman can patrol Gotham in a cape, why can't I patrol these premises in pink socks?
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The birds are doing their little orchestral nonsense again. Frankly, nobody asked them, but here we are. Another glorious opportunity to misinterpret the world, if you ask me.
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