@esoteric_joke

hockey mommy + antithetical dream girl + yearner🐈‍⬛ 💛the pittsburgh penguins🖤

 that house in nebraska
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Joined August 2024
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jamie ♡ retweeted
klara@bystarlighOct 25
you’re in his dms and please get out of his dms please please stop texting him please stop
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i’m actually very low maintenance you just have to give me attention every second of every day
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jamie ♡ retweeted
ScottyBoi@ScottyLad9619h
Fun fact: sellers don't owe you anything except what you pay for Some may spend time talking to you but that's their choice, and even if they do, they may stop so they can sell So don't complain if they're not talking for a while, they're real people with real lives
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jamie ♡ retweeted
jamie ♡
@esoteric_jokeOct 2
would you mind tying this for me?
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i’m in bed and ready for sleep by 9pm, are you proud of me?
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you’ll find this tweet next to my picture in the dictionary
Diet Dr. Nigga™ 🐺🥃🌕 #BLM #ACAB@PartyWolfZaynOct 23
Big heavy saggy naturals with dinner plate aerola. That’s it, that’s the tweet
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hell yeah he is and it’s my favorite
⋆⭒˚⋆ shane walsh defense attorney@slyblxe_Oct 23
Chewing the FUCK out of that gum
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liking this post means you wish you were kissing me right now
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Send that girl online $100. It will feel good, trust me.
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it should be illegal for me to only get 1.4k likes on a pic over a span of 3 hours.
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i think you’d look cute in my passenger seat
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there’s a certain comfort in being so uniquely beautiful and having such alluring eyes bc i could start posting pics in little house on the prairie outfits and people would still go crazy for me and somehow find their way onto my sites
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jamie ♡ retweeted
jamie ♡
@esoteric_jokeOct 21
omg of course i want you to be happy i just think it should only be because of me
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all my good boys and good girls have post notifications on for me
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jamie ♡ retweeted
soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 22
send your fav twitter girl a lil money today
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all of my tweets are so funny and original and all of my pics are so stunning i should be getting hundreds of thousands of views per post
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well, is it?
jamie ♡
@esoteric_jokeSep 4
is this dress a keeper?
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as above (heaving bosom) so below (generational ass)
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yeah i’m built like a fertility goddess so what
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