samantha s.

Welp, that took too long, didn't it?

My favorite Nick Saban is Angry Nick Saban.

Farewell, Hagrid. Though your body will decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, web-spun places on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.

I made this Shawarma Chicken + Rice last night. It was pretty good. traderjoes.com/home/recipes/…

I can't even understand why I'm seeing this. Did Joni Mitchell die or ...? And if so, WHY would you disrespect her in this way? @AppleNews

Well, shit. Loretta Lynn was one of the quintessential voices in country music. I didn't agree with her slant in later years, but she brought an unapologetic rawness and authenticity to a genre that was and remains male-focused. One of the true greats. #LorettaLynn

I did not expect to like this show but here we are.

"The Race Is On" was in my head this morning and I never realized how much Jim Carrey is a dead ringer for young George Jones. youtube.com/watch?v=jjsocJFL…

It's 8:30am and I've already had a nap. Welcome to my day, y'all, 'cause it's gonna be one.

Am I being Punk’d or is the Adele of crickets perched right outside my window?

Gen Z is not interested in vasectomy humor. You learn something new every day.

Breaking news in Nashville today is that a mansion is Franklin burned down. No cause yet and no one apparent injuries. But it’s in Franklin so… #breakingnews

Despite it being a holiday, I - and my fellow TikTok people - will be moving forward with my filmmable routines and meme content.

How many times will I be asked if the time changes this year, next year, or never? Will I ever really know the answer?

Today is trying me. Death by a thousand Slacks it is.

I could re-post this every day. Love @annfriedman's take on ambition. elle.com/life-love/opinions-…

I did my time with these. Never again.

It has been zero days since my dog woke me up to vomit her dinner.

Me at life.