anyone who left before me is a pearl clutcher
anyone who left after me is a light-hearted and affectionate moment between Musk and his son
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AI sucks, google search is shit, shopping online is shit, spotify algorithms are shit, windows search on my own PC is shit, subscriptions are shit, throttling is shit, ads when the tvs paused are shit, autoplay is shit, premium features that used to be standard are shit .. like
tomatoes [selectively bred for size, becoming feeble and watery]: ᶜaₙnᵒt.. ᵐᵃⁱⁿᵗᵃⁱⁿ.ᶠˡᵃᵛᵒᵘr..
every single lemon: L̶̘͛Ĕ̴̛͙̘͚̹̊̊̍̾̿̄̐͂̈̐̀̄͆̓͑̌̑̈̚͠͝͠M̶̛̘̖̂̍͗͛̀͋͠͠Ơ̶̹̫̝̋̄̈̑͆͐͗̍̎͆̆́̈̓̌̃͘͝N̸̻̾͂͑́̏̒́́̑̈͐̄̌̌͒̈͑̕̚̚͘
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put a finger down if 'financial literacy' conjures 'using a large desktop skewer to impale receipts'
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most men are like pistachios: there is a small but perceptible opening, but someone else has to do literally all of the work
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First Bebe Rhexa came for Blue (Da Ba Dee), and I did not speak out—because I was not europop
Then Kim Petras came for Better Off Alone, and I did not speak out—because I was not eurodance
Then they came for Bran Van 3000—and there was no one left to speak for me
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This video of Orion slamming into Earth's atmosphere at 11 km/s during the Artemis I mission is absolutely filthy
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sometimes a girl will be like i used to live with a ghost and you just have to be like yeah thats so true
unsuccessfully blaming 18 months of lacklustre performance at work on my 22-year old IG hormone coach Brittany
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