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anyone who left before me is a pearl clutcher anyone who left after me is a light-hearted and affectionate moment between Musk and his son
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BREAKING: Elon Musk, using a cheesy voice modifier on his “Adrian Ditmann” account, says MAGA “will have to fucking deal with it” because “Elon is the only one to give these fucking crackheads a voice. You ungrateful motherfuckers, seriously.” “Get over yourselves.” —Richest man
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The final days of the election have everything: -squirrel euthanasia -the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer -the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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AI sucks, google search is shit, shopping online is shit, spotify algorithms are shit, windows search on my own PC is shit, subscriptions are shit, throttling is shit, ads when the tvs paused are shit, autoplay is shit, premium features that used to be standard are shit .. like
This is entirely my gut instinct, but there is boiling resentment against big tech. Something is shifting, and it's shifting violently, both in the general public and the media. Blood in the water. People are ready for a change.
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tomatoes [selectively bred for size, becoming feeble and watery]: ᶜaₙnᵒt.. ᵐᵃⁱⁿᵗᵃⁱⁿ.ᶠˡᵃᵛᵒᵘr.. every single lemon: L̶̘͛Ĕ̴̛͙̘͚̹̊̊̍̾̿̄̐͂̈̐̀̄͆̓͑̌̑̈̚͠͝͠M̶̛̘̖̂̍͗͛̀͋͠͠Ơ̶̹̫̝̋̄̈̑͆͐͗̍̎͆̆́̈̓̌̃͘͝N̸̻̾͂͑́̏̒́́̑̈͐̄̌̌͒̈͑̕̚̚͘
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the Canadian millennial urge to move back home (pop. 33,761) and overthrow the local newspaper
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put a finger down if 'financial literacy' conjures 'using a large desktop skewer to impale receipts'
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Leslie Nielsen’s family and estate have greenlit ‘Dune 33 + 1/3: The Spicening’
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most men are like pistachios: there is a small but perceptible opening, but someone else has to do literally all of the work
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First Bebe Rhexa came for Blue (Da Ba Dee), and I did not speak out—because I was not europop Then Kim Petras came for Better Off Alone, and I did not speak out—because I was not eurodance Then they came for Bran Van 3000—and there was no one left to speak for me
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the “boomers are silly for solving math problems on Facebook posts” to “sending your partner a reel where she is fish #2, #4, and #7” pipeline
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the bowling alley TVs when you get a strike:
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This video of Orion slamming into Earth's atmosphere at 11 km/s during the Artemis I mission is absolutely filthy
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sometimes a girl will be like i used to live with a ghost and you just have to be like yeah thats so true
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unsuccessfully blaming 18 months of lacklustre performance at work on my 22-year old IG hormone coach Brittany
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Okay this fuckin slaps @pontifex
Today, @pontifex released Laudato Deum, an update on the 2015 encyclical. It's not so much a breath of fresh air as it is a bucket of ice water, straight to the face of those who are standing in the way of and delaying climate progress. Here are a few highlights:
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having a conversation about literally anything at any time:
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