@ethrealish

miss andrist || houston || men $10 dm fee

 twentysomething ʚ♡ɞ mdni
Joined April 2018
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omg he just requested me and sure enough i only recognized the picture
larry lovestein@ethrealishJul 23
trying to find my cousin on facebook but realizing i don’t know his government name since everyone called him guero my whole life
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saw a tiktok that said if your toothpaste this specific ingredient it can be used to treat whiteheads and i’m mad bc why did it actually work
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i wrote a sociology paper on sexiest man alive covers years ago and every year i am validated in my findings
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 27
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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woke up on time and laid in bed until i was late
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Nick@teleologymanOct 26
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍
@AsakyGRNOct 26
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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dang i know this is small minded american of me to say but i never considered how hiroshima effected countries besides japan
鸡汤大师@xizhao969105Oct 25
Replying to @sighyam
重庆大轰炸非常惨烈。当时重庆是中国的战时首都（包括大韩民国临时政府也在那里），炸了6年时间，死亡4万人。直到美国在广岛和长崎投下原子弹后，日本才停止轰炸。我父亲是在重庆出生的，他们一家从长江下游逃难了大约1500公里来到重庆。所以他们都非常庆幸美国人最后动用了核武器，带来了终极和平。
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woooooo let’s go Ws to brazil
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Lula has been elected President of Brazil for a fourth term, defeating Jair Bolsonaro.
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Lula defeated Flávio Bolsonaro (Jair Bolsonaro's son and candidate), not Jair Bolsonaro, to win a fourth term in Brazil's 2026 presidential runoff. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Braz… estadao.com.br/politica/eleic… noticias.uol.com.br/ultimas-notici…
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Emir@kronoGODLYOct 25
irl oomf sent me a 5 minute voice message and i was replying like this
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good lord man the japanese are getting fried 😭
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TABASKO.@crmlsadaOct 24
Qui aurait cru que la barrière de la langue était la seule chose qui nous protégeait de la WW3
Зверь 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦@ksapoweryOct 24
الارجنتيني اذا اكتشف ان فيه طعام بالثلاجة
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i love asking for what i want bc why the taco spot say my order will take 45 mins i said oh naw what can i get in the next 15 and bro came back “i told the kitchen to put your order next, it’ll be 20” 🙏🏽 imagine if i just said okay
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food in hand mwah
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closed mouths don’t get fed
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alice@dizzymisslicaOct 24
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why are multiple nations beefing on twit rn i am missing some context
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give me the uncut version. no pause.
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 25
Francis Lawrence reveals that the first cut of ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ was 4 hours and 12 minutes long. The final cut is confirmed to be 2 hours and 38 minutes long. (Via @screenrant)
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please excuse my dope ass swag 😎💯😛✌🏽
lukas 𓆩⨂𓆪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@liimoncelloxOct 24
Just found out that some people use PEMDAS instead of BODMAS and no wonder everyone gets those easy ass math questions wrong 😭😭
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PEMDAS and BODMAS are mnemonics for the same order of operations rules used in different regions and yield identical results. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_… purplemath.com/modules/ordero… mathsisfun.com/operation-orde…
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Lauren 🪻🌼🪴@laurenhtexasOct 24
Have been seeing some horrific Texas political takes on here but none have been as bad as the “Texas doesn’t have good Mexican food” and “Texas isn’t the South” nonsense I’ve seen the last couple of days. No more speaking on Texas please y’all don’t know anything
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selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 24
An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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don’t california my texas
gabriela 📚@chaimartiniOct 24
it's not that. but when you are a california Mexican its so different. because why is the salsa fucking weird over here
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