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Joined December 2009
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It’s okay bro you won’t need money in the future
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if you are suffering in your life and personal relationships due to BPD but you refuse to see a therapist or psychiatrist it is very very difficult for me to have unlimited empathy for you
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babe are you ok you barely ruined my life today
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I got that dog in me and it wants to go on a walk with u
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no offense to people w bpd like absolutely none bc i have several friends that are #bpdedout but why do some of them act like they aren’t responsible for their actions and refuse any accountability whatsoever LMAOOO
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Never in a million years would I imagine that idubbbz and Anisa's marriage would outlast the Kleins' marriage
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mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes are likely psychopaths
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having a gf is insane because it's like a critical security vulnerability that you let in your house
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when a dude fumbles a bad bitch he starts going on hikes n shit 😭
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MKBHD ina school zone
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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btw
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chipotle employee: hi. burrito or bowl me: (peering thru display glass) just browsing today boss thank you
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dude hell yeah if you tell the america.gov chatbot to play minecraft it enters into a hellscape of it's own design
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ohnePixel met up with sim swappers and social script kiddie engineers 🤯🤯🤯
ohnePixel met up with some of the rarest usernames in Minecraft 😳
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If you bought Coal on Runescape 1 year ago you outperformed Ethereum
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This man is a billionaire and was removing labels with a hair dryer personally, you're simply not grinding hard enough
🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…
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drifting on terminal #s13 #240sx #jdm
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