@evaboneva_

31 | bronze @Halo player | former mlgpro shitposter, current twitter shitposter

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Joined August 2018
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yeahhhhhh i'm not getting this job
eva@evaboneva_28 Jul 2025
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This is literally just aimbot gameplay. Not even the fastest CS2 player has aim like this. If these guys were this good, They would already be doing Esports to make easy money.
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the replies are frying me bc this is literally a clip of me playing campaign on mouse and keyboard and it's devolved into aim assist debate
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EA is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Electronic Arts is no friend of mine
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no one told me i'd be fighting N64 suicide squad's king shark in gears of war: e-day
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this is the worst thing i’ve ever heard im gonna throw up 😭😭
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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halo HAS to get a new game because i'm seeing levels of schizoposting i only thought were possible in the deep crevices of the internet
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like we’re really upset with @MintBlitz for *checks notes* having friends and going positive in ctf
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when you see your crush in public 💕🫣🥰
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LF1M for boar killing.
In the middle of the image are four adventurers, all of whom look particularly griefable. The party's composition, from left to right, is as follows: - Male human warrior - Female human mage - Male dwarf warrior - Male human hunter

ALT In the middle of the image are four adventurers, all of whom look particularly griefable. The party's composition, from left to right, is as follows: - Male human warrior - Female human mage - Male dwarf warrior - Male human hunter

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now why did he say all of that? 😭😭
Clint "Maven" Evans
@MavenOct 7
I’ll be stepping away from the CDL for the foreseeable future. As some of you know, I was very close to my casting partner Joe and his family. Maurisa was one of my best friends. We remained friends, after they divorced, and along the way it became more than that and we started dating. I understand how unconventional/taboo it is. It’s truly not something I ever foresaw happening. I hope that one day I’ll be back working on the CDL. If not, it was a hell of a ride, and I appreciate the love over the years. Please continue to show support to Joe, the CDL, and its talent!
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they say cratos never misses 🎯
Cratos@CarlosAyalaJrSep 24
Idk why the devs that got fired haven’t came out and apologized to us. Weird how all their tweets about how it’s been a honor and how they are looking to see what the future holds. Nahhhh they should be begging for my forgiveness for ruining halo after halo
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when the fajitas come out sizzlin
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this is frying me wtf did i do??? 😭😭
eva@evaboneva_Sep 30
its funny bc i still hyperfixate on most of these games to this day ✨
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its funny bc i still hyperfixate on most of these games to this day ✨
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eva retweeted
Frozen
@Alune55Sep 27
Damn bro you must be so unlucky to get bad teammates for 3 straight years in gold
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everyday i log onto this website and take psychic damage bc what do you mean a game called halo with a protagonist named john 1:17 with an antagonistic group of religious zealots that follow false prophets had no biblical allusions?? 😭😭
Thel@ThelVanDammeSep 25
Replying to @shekelmanc64
Almost nothing about halo had Bible allusions.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Halo has many Biblical allusions per sources: John-117 (John 1:17/Rev 1:17), Covenant, Flood (Noah), Ark, "It's finished" (John 19:30), Demon, Prophets. halopedia.org/List_of_refere… gamedeveloper.com/business/decip… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_(fra…
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honestly too upset to tweet about halo right now, just know this is a wow account in the meantime
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if you were mad about halo infinite's microtransaction model you're abOUT TO BE IN FOR A TREAT 🥳🎉
CharlieIntel
@charlieINTELSep 22
Activision statement on taking over Halo: “We’re thrilled to welcome Halo, Rare, and World’s Edge to Activision. It’s an honor and a responsibility that we do not take lightly.  These teams and their games have inspired fans around the world for decades. For Halo, our goal is clear: make the greatest Halo game ever, worthy of its universe and legacy, while staying true to what made players love it in the first place.  It is a bold ambition, one that this franchise deserves. We have already begun assembling a purpose-built team, unique in capability and talent, ready and excited to deliver this next chapter with the community. To the World’s Edge and Rare teams, we can’t wait to get to work together.”
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i can't believe i'm playing this in 2026
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Halo kill streak announcer loudly saying “overdraft” when I try to pay for my groceries
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