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Christ follower. Husband. Uncle. Jayhawk. Pilot. B.S. in Evolution, Ecology, and Organismal Biology. Research Assistant. Cohost of @NotTheExperts

Manhattan, KS
Joined January 2013
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A cheeseburger, fries, and a shake is the greatest meal on earth.
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Pain.
Chiefs are going to hold out RB Kenneth Walker for Sunday’s game at Atlanta after he injured his groin during Thursday’s practice, per source. The Chiefs, in the words of a source, “want to give him a week.”
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Oh Northern Arizona whyyyy
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This is incredible work
My official Duke toughness report from last night: 🍦 Caleb Foster — Soft Serve Ice Cream: Melted the second things got heated. 🫧 JBB — A Wet Cotton Ball: Somehow softer than Charmin Ultra Soft. A light breeze could knock him out of the paint. 🛏️ John Blackwell — Memory Foam: Showed some resistance, but eventually folded under pressure. 🛋️ Cayden Boozer — Decorative Pillow: Looks great on the couch, absolutely terrible for sleeping. 🪑 Derron Rippey — Firm Couch Cushion: Held his shape. At least somebody had some support. 🧻 Dame Sarr — Charmin Ultra Soft: 2-ply, dermatologist tested, zero resistance. 🏊 Sebastian Wilkins — Pool Noodle: Six feet of foam getting tossed around in the shallow end. 🫘 Big Pat — Beanbag Chair: Big body, but somehow everybody sinks right through him. 🧱 Drew Scharnowski — Cinder Block: Only thing on the roster you could build a foundation with. 🍌 Jon Scheyer — Overripe Banana:
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My official Duke toughness report from last night: 🍦 Caleb Foster — Soft Serve Ice Cream: Melted the second things got heated. 🫧 JBB — A Wet Cotton Ball: Somehow softer than Charmin Ultra Soft. A light breeze could knock him out of the paint. 🛏️ John Blackwell — Memory Foam: Showed some resistance, but eventually folded under pressure. 🛋️ Cayden Boozer — Decorative Pillow: Looks great on the couch, absolutely terrible for sleeping. 🪑 Derron Rippey — Firm Couch Cushion: Held his shape. At least somebody had some support. 🧻 Dame Sarr — Charmin Ultra Soft: 2-ply, dermatologist tested, zero resistance. 🏊 Sebastian Wilkins — Pool Noodle: Six feet of foam getting tossed around in the shallow end. 🫘 Big Pat — Beanbag Chair: Big body, but somehow everybody sinks right through him. 🧱 Drew Scharnowski — Cinder Block: Only thing on the roster you could build a foundation with. 🍌 Jon Scheyer — Overripe Banana:
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"I know some people are down on Kentucky - well tonight is a heck of a chance for UK to prove them wrong. Kansas will be without Melvin Council. This is a game the Cats should win and WILL win in Chicago." - Via @AaronTorresPod 📺youtube.com/watch?v=2w_nbKTm…
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Kentucky is an example of be careful what you wish for. They were better off with Calipari.
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The Kenpom top-10 after some big games tonight.
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Kansas was down 10-5, called a timeout and went 84-59 rest of the way
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Kentucky has now lost back-to-back games in the Champions Classic by a combined 37 points. Kansas --- who had 24 assists on 32 made field goals --- was awesome tonight in Chicago. The Wildcats were not. Lots and lots of work ahead in Lexington.
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What a beat down. Game was BORING in the second half, and we are gonna win by 20+.
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Same
Oops I forgot to watch VisionQuest and that Big Thing got spoiled
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KU so far: 13 assists on 15 made baskets.
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A TECH ON KINNEY!????
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Trade: The #Colts are trading WR Josh Downs to the #Chiefs, per me and @AdamSchefter, as Patrick Mahomes gets another playmaker.
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This game is even wilder when you know the circumstances behind it.
Throwback to when Kentucky TOOK OVER Allen Fieldhouse 🔥 (2022) Can the Cats replicate this performance tomorrow night? 🤔 🎥: @UKSportsVideo
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Brett Veach would simply never
Jacksonville Jaguars’ trades today: 🏈Traded a 2nd and 5th to the Falcons for S Jessie Bates. 🏈Traded a 1st and 2nd to the Eagles for DT Jordan Davis. 🏈Traded a 6th to the Saints for DT Davon Godchaux.
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Oh good grief
Chiefs HC Andy Reid on the QB sneak w/ Justin Fields: "You guys asked for it. We gave it to you. It didn't work. How do you feel? ... Those are hard to practice. We've got to make sure we get the snap down..."
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How does Toub STILL have a job? Have the Chiefs had a game this year without a special teams penalty?
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