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This is incredible work
My official Duke toughness report from last night:
🍦 Caleb Foster — Soft Serve Ice Cream: Melted the second things got heated.
🫧 JBB — A Wet Cotton Ball: Somehow softer than Charmin Ultra Soft. A light breeze could knock him out of the paint.
🛏️ John Blackwell — Memory Foam: Showed some resistance, but eventually folded under pressure.
🛋️ Cayden Boozer — Decorative Pillow: Looks great on the couch, absolutely terrible for sleeping.
🪑 Derron Rippey — Firm Couch Cushion: Held his shape. At least somebody had some support.
🧻 Dame Sarr — Charmin Ultra Soft: 2-ply, dermatologist tested, zero resistance.
🏊 Sebastian Wilkins — Pool Noodle: Six feet of foam getting tossed around in the shallow end.
🫘 Big Pat — Beanbag Chair: Big body, but somehow everybody sinks right through him.
🧱 Drew Scharnowski — Cinder Block: Only thing on the roster you could build a foundation with.
🍌 Jon Scheyer — Overripe Banana:
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My official Duke toughness report from last night:
🍦 Caleb Foster — Soft Serve Ice Cream: Melted the second things got heated.
🫧 JBB — A Wet Cotton Ball: Somehow softer than Charmin Ultra Soft. A light breeze could knock him out of the paint.
🛏️ John Blackwell — Memory Foam: Showed some resistance, but eventually folded under pressure.
🛋️ Cayden Boozer — Decorative Pillow: Looks great on the couch, absolutely terrible for sleeping.
🪑 Derron Rippey — Firm Couch Cushion: Held his shape. At least somebody had some support.
🧻 Dame Sarr — Charmin Ultra Soft: 2-ply, dermatologist tested, zero resistance.
🏊 Sebastian Wilkins — Pool Noodle: Six feet of foam getting tossed around in the shallow end.
🫘 Big Pat — Beanbag Chair: Big body, but somehow everybody sinks right through him.
🧱 Drew Scharnowski — Cinder Block: Only thing on the roster you could build a foundation with.
🍌 Jon Scheyer — Overripe Banana:
Oof
"I know some people are down on Kentucky - well tonight is a heck of a chance for UK to prove them wrong.
Kansas will be without Melvin Council. This is a game the Cats should win and WILL win in Chicago."
- Via @AaronTorresPod
📺youtube.com/watch?v=2w_nbKTm…
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Kentucky is an example of be careful what you wish for. They were better off with Calipari.
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Kentucky has now lost back-to-back games in the Champions Classic by a combined 37 points.
Kansas --- who had 24 assists on 32 made field goals --- was awesome tonight in Chicago.
The Wildcats were not.
Lots and lots of work ahead in Lexington.
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Trade: The #Colts are trading WR Josh Downs to the #Chiefs, per me and @AdamSchefter, as Patrick Mahomes gets another playmaker.
This game is even wilder when you know the circumstances behind it.
Throwback to when Kentucky TOOK OVER Allen Fieldhouse 🔥 (2022)
Can the Cats replicate this performance tomorrow night? 🤔
🎥: @UKSportsVideo


















