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TAFKA Chris Evans’ Beard. Bucky Barnes lover. Paul Dano pundit. Beautifully unwell Lestat devotee. Weird fandom hag and proud Sam Reid Boymom (52) she/her

Amsterdam
Joined May 2014
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I want to beta read more, oomfs, HIT ME UP I am available and occasionally helpful.
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Ya know what, yeah, Im gonna do this discourse, it's Saturday, I got time today. Some of yall folks in fandom are only here for likes and comments praising you and it's lowkey what's been making fandoms so damn toxic. So many of you are not in it for love of the game anymore
We do gotta talk about how a lot of the problems that come up in fandom have to do with people being addicted to likes insfead of love of the game at some point, but Im not down for that today.
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come to me
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i’ve said this so many times before but this fanfic discourse is an incredible way to distinguish who only began engaging with fandom post 2020
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halloween is for lovers
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It’s Halloween so it’s fitting to share that I think the Sam Reid’s bush gif is imbued with some sort of weird Twilight Zone enchantment, because I am convinced I can see slightly more of Sam Reid’s bush every time it comes across my timeline. I just need patience, I know it.🎃
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My take on the AO3 downloading & distribution discourse is this: The corporatization of the internet has given people engagement brainworms. In my 30+ years online, I don't think I've EVER been more sad to see any aspect of internet culture develop firsthand.
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today's the day when lestat confessed his love through a song and louis confessed his love by asking lestat if he wants a future together. who knew halloween was such a romantic holiday?
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I need like 98 people to take down their tweets that make fan fiction sound like ownership before it hits 100 and Anne Rice’s bones reanimate on all hallows Eve to end all our fun
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Beard 🇵🇸 Could be. Hands touch. retweeted
sabe o que é mais engraçado? o ao3 foi literalmente o responsável em dar segurança jurídica para os escritores de fanfic! lá no inicio dos nos 2000 a anne rice vivia processando quem fazia fanfic de iwtv e a fanfiction..net imediatamente deletava e haviam categorias de fandoms q eram banidas para evitar essa confusão com autores chatos. existe literalmente todo um braço jurídico pra manter A SUA FANFIC NO AR que trabalha sem fins lucrativos e vive de doações para manutenção. quer ter domínio sobre sua obra de personagens que sequer te pertencem? crie seu próprio repositório e responda seus b.o s
Vc ta postando uma FANFIC baseada em personagens e universos que não são seus em uma plataforma gratuita que permite download da história e vc ta incomodada pq ngm te pediu permissão tipo 🤡🤡🤡 it's not that deep
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"I don't understand why they're pushing AI so hard when we can all see it's making everything worse." That's because it's not being marketed to you; it's being marketed to governments and plutocrats. They're the real target audience for these products, not you. You are not receiving the real sales pitch for AI, because the real sales pitch would not appeal to your sensibilities. The real sales pitch for AI isn't "Hey check out this product, it makes some web searches slightly easier and it can maybe write your emails for you." The real sales pitch for AI is "This product allows you to surveil the entire population of your country. It can be built into autonomous surveillance drones and killing machines. It can allow you to monitor and control every aspect of your society. It can reverse the decentralization of information brought on by the internet age. It can take away the collective bargaining power of workers and give you the skilled services your company requires. It can nullify strikes, civil disobedience, and even full-scale revolutions, and lock humanity into your capitalist dystopia forever." That's the real sales pitch. It doesn't sound appealing to any normal person, but it makes sense when you remember who these technologies are really being sold to, and why.
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This sociopath has the audacity to claim that we should all drink less water, use less power, and consume less RAM for our laptops so that his pyramid company could build more Datacenters to sell his AI slop to nobody while his agents hack banks and companies at will! Jail him!
Sam Altman says its bad that everyone's personal computers are using the world's limited supply of memory chips. "It’s quite terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAMs sitting in their own computer, and being used 5% of the time. Like, you want maximum utilization."
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happy halloween to this diva 🩸
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It’s their day!!! Happy Halloween to all but to these two especially.
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Hellboy gets it
Actor Ron Perlman and comedian Beth Stelling answer if they would fuck Sam Reid as #TheVampireLestat in a segment called ‘Would You Fuck This Monster?’ in the Lovett or Leave It podcast hosted by Jon Lovett. 🔗: instagram.com/lovettshow/ree…
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just wanna say, Archive of Our Own and the Organisation for Transformative Works are voluntary, non-commercial organisations by fans, for fans. the fact that they can keep such a large server up and running is honestly astonishing, and we should all be thankful every day
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won’t be touching this with a 100 foot pole and anyone putting it on my tl when it’s airing is getting blocked
The premiere episode of HBO's 'HARRY POTTER' series will reportedly be 2 hours, 5 minutes long and premieres on December 25, 2026.
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still kind of hilarious to me how louis started to list his "faults" in bullet points but then couldn't come up with another point after the second point so he proceeded to further elaborate the first point as a third point. he's really running out of things to say to armand lol
I was going to fix a poster today but I ended up writing Louis' note instead. Sorry about that.
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Non of this excuses Lestat's behavior obv but it is really funny how Louis picked the one depression hobby that would trigger the FUCK out of his partner.
"i have a capacity for enduring"
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