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@evantodd_

recovering catholic school student.

Joined October 2011
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Dear Louisville All Girl, Congratulations on hitting the jackpot! We’re pleased to inform you that your penthouse suite is ready with full luxury accommodations. For the 11th time in a row, might we add. We hope you enjoy your stay. Sincerely, Management
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LOUISVILLE LARGE COED! I am such a proud alumn. That 2018 Trophy is dusty. Time to remind the Bandshell what shade of red is their favorite! 🙂‍↕️🤩😭
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tweet tweet 🤭
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Teachers can’t even get students to turn in their homework on time, but sure, let’s pretend they’re running a secret gender cabal.
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@atrupar5 Mar 2025
Trump accuses teachers of secretly turning students trans
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and if i say that this was my brat when i was 10
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@PopCrave5 Jan 2025
15 years ago today, Kesha released ‘Animal.’
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Where did you come from bitch - me to cotton eyed joe
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Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system... Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right? Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted! Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.
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@PopBase9 Dec 2024
The mugshot of Luigi Mangione has been released.
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one gasp, and then… how did it end?
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📹 | Close up of the final Eras Tour bow 🎇 #VancouverTSTheErasTour
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i want to be her when i grow up
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Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity
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@buffys20 Nov 2024
wyd in this situation?
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The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.
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@DramaAlert19 Nov 2024
Sabrina Carpenter acts out ORAL S*X mid show, receiving backlash as a result. She is a former Disney Channel star.
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Can't explain it but Bronwyn is the closest we will ever have to a Real Housewife being a gay man.
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You dumb old f—king piece of sh*t — leather rubbery b*tch Donald Trump hands
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@buffys19 Mar 2024
what’s an insult you’ll never forget? 😭
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“we were lying on your couch… i love you gracie *laughs*” GOOD FUCKING BYE
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This isn’t a cabinet. This is a junk drawer.
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Me getting these cabinet member appointee alerts
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These fucking morons voted for a criminal because they think that presidents control the price of groceries.
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“lose with some pride” “just shut up already, you lost” “cope” “get over it, you lost” let’s remind ourselves how you sore losers acted on january 6th, 2021. be mindful
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