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I’M CRYING !!!!!!!!
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icl this procedure just ages them
These Celebrities Choose Blepharoplasty
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I’m gonna need friends in the uk to do this with pls and thank u
ryan gosling's birthday party !! and everyone dressed up as rygos or the rgcu characters πŸ©·πŸ‘πŸΌ
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just found the most heartwrenching tiktok.
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omgggg i’ve managed to get to see sotr on the 18th instead of the 20th i’m actually gonna die send help
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have i known you 20 seconds or 20 years?
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it me
that one friend too into hunger games
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#strattland resident evil AU
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how that first fic is gonna hit once ao3 is back
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booked my tickets for sotr i fear I won’t survive
is anyone else deep into their hunger games phase rn
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get yourself an oomfie who sends you eva stratt nsfw fanarts as a greeting
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you can love someone and still admit when they’re wrong… i love sandra hΓΌller but can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct)
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my anxiety reading this omg
🚨 NEW: The Government's "Black Sky" contingency plans for a national water or power blackout - Around 100 BBC staff would be deployed to run an emergency RM radio studio stocked with enough food, water and fuel to keep it running for 3 days - The BBC would broadcast pre-written Government scripts through the studio, including how to ration water, what to do if toilets stop working and which food to eat first (see scripts below) - Radio masts would switch to diesel generators to keep broadcasts going for up to 72 hours without electricity - BBC teams would use satellite phones to stay in contact, with agreed meeting points and backup arrangements if those phones stop working - They would also report from emergency centres across the UK using satellite-equipped BBC vehicles to help keep information flowing to the public - Emergency services would have alternative ways to communicate if mobile phone networks stopped working - The Government is putting £70m towards aircraft that could restore mobile phone and internet coverage across the UK for over a week
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i’m in a really bad place. not mentally just in the uk
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got me googling frantically whether writing or reading fanfic with this in is gonna have me ending up in jail
πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: β€’ Strangulation or suffocation β€’ Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) β€’ Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: β€’ Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or β€œrelative” content β€’ Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material β€’ Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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I hate the uk fr
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8!!! But I will be visiting 2&6
for a whole year u can only watch movies starring actors from ur table. which seat are u choosing ?? #filmtwt
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divorced strattland πŸ˜­βœ‹πŸΌ
at the divorce hearing asking my attorney to pass a note to my exwife saying she looks cute but the judge caught us so i had to read it to the whole courtroom
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Sandra HΓΌller in Fatherland.
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this is canon in my head
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