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Manchester United. Steaks. Americano. October enjoyer.

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Joined December 2021
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NEWSFLASH: when the Berlin wall came down nobody ran to the communist side. I rest my case. Fucking retards.
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~aktualizacja Sprawca zdarzenia z Rynku Głównego w Krakowie jest obywatelem Rzeczpospolitej Polskiej. Dementujemy informację o śmierci policjanta oraz o poszukiwaniu kolejnego sprawcy. Jedyny znany sprawca zdarzenia jest w rękach policji.
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Someone needs to take Twitter away from Pakistani aunties
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Why? Because Brand (and his then-girlfriend, Jemima Goldsmith) obtained a permanent, life-long, injunction against the woman, Sylvie Berki. Brand/Goldsmith said her accusations amounted to harassment, which caused them "anxiety and distress".
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🚨 You won't ever find a better free-kick compilation than this 😮‍💨
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Every time
JUST IN: US officials believe Nvidia CEO had a “romantic relationship” with a Chinese spy
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black mirror is a documentary.
This is why I hate social media
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Wake up, babe. Ben Affleck tired and smoking meme has been updated.
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I have a theory that might sound ridiculous. elite footballers are the only humans who truly get to experience life in its fullest form. Meaning an average human will never experience life as fully as a professional footballer. Fame, wealth, luxury, love, admiration, travel, physical excellence, all in the prime of their youth. The highest highs and lowest lows of human emotion, all while making millions doing what they love. If that’s not living life to the fullest what is?
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Scored more than 100 goals with his right foot. Scored more than 100 goals with his weaker foot. Scored more than 100 headed goals. The first and the last to ever do it. His name is Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Here’s the free kick…Lmao told y’all he’s not normal. Mad genius.
🚨🚨 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: A fan shows the actual distance of Cristiano Ronaldo's 2009 freekick goal against Arsenal. This is phenomenal 😳
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« If I ever made you happy, if one of my goals ever made you embrace someone, forget a worry or feel proud, then it was all worth it. » -CR7 2026. I just stopped the car in the middle of the highway to do a Siuuu
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The only player of united i ever loved. Even while he was playing for them i used to watch utd's highlights ONLY because of him. Really wanted him at Arsenal man. What. A. Foking. Player. A fucking Role Model.
The one who inspired a generation 🇵🇹 Thank you Cristiano Ronaldo ♥️ @ManUtd
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"If I ever made you happy, if one of my goals ever made you embrace someone, forget a worry or feel proud, then it was all worth it."
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👏 @Cristiano. A true Premier League icon.
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I genuinely fucking dread the day Cristiano Ronaldo retires. I’ve watched this man for pretty much my entire life. I was a little kid screaming SIUUU at the television and somehow I’m now an adult still doing the exact same thing. And the fact we’re getting so close to never seeing him play football again is absolutely killing me. I’ve accepted a lot of horrible things in football over the years, but watching my childhood hero retire? Nah. Fuck that. I don’t want a farewell video. I don’t want a tribute. I just want to be a kid watching Ronaldo play football again.
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2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ caps. 1️⃣4️⃣6️⃣ goals. 3️⃣ major international honours. Only 1️⃣ @Cristiano 🐐

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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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