24 | your favorite internet stalker

Joined April 2024
I’m back
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hi guys. ignore my government name but… VOTE FOR ME AS THE 2026 RUE MORGUE MAGAZINE FACE OF HALLOWEEN! REPOST AND TELL EVERYONE TO VOTE!! faceofhalloween.org/2026/sar…
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sorry i threatened to kidnap you i was trying to flirt
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it was never about the money
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Normalize dry humping while making out
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a girl who is into being overstimulated is the girl you should marry
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girls be like “I’m going to bed” and then just play with themselves for two hours
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everyone wants a possessive stalker bf until they're tied in the back of my car, tape across their lips, hearing me say I'll choose everything they wear, eat, and do. "this is for your own good, baby you want this, you just don't know it yet."
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I genuinely don’t understand how people don’t want a clingy partner. You mean to tell me you don’t want someone who’s hopelessly obsessed with you, lights up over the smallest bit of affection and thinks making you happy is the greatest reward imaginable?
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Made a tinder account and woke up to this
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Making out with someone and hearing them moan between kisses is unbearably attractive. But whining into their mouth and feeling them smile against your lips letting out the smallest laugh between kisses because they know exactly what they’re doing to you might be even better.
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(Flirting) I should lock you in my basement and give you Stockholm syndrome
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Stfu
no.... this is unhealthy af.... dont normalise this
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The idea of grabbing someone’s jaw and forcing eye contact will never not be hot
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Normalize overstimulating girls until they can’t think
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Cuddling skin to skin is not enough for me, I need to be inside you
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Public praise is so fun. Just leaning over and saying “You're doing so good for me right now, baby. I'm so proud of you.”Then sitting there, watching them try to hide it except they can't. and they just turn into a complete flustered mess. 😵‍💫
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possessive loser clingy girls make the best pets btw
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No one talks about the intimacy of locking eyes with the person you are about to kidnap
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