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Nerd from Vancouver. Whitecaps FC, Canada MMT and WNT supporter. Southsider OG. Uses soccer scarves instead of wall paper.

Burnaby, Canada
Joined January 2009
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if only we knew how jim henson pitched the muppet show
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9/11 is bringing out all of the conspiratards for their annual humiliation ritual. This clip is still the best response to them.
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It's going to be a long week...
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Another last-minute stunner 🔥 Jess De Filippo's 90+4th minute goal is our BC Hydro Power Smart Play of the Match. #VanRiseFC | @bchydro
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Canucks: J.T. Miller finally admits he went to rehab theprovince.com/sports/hocke…
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Americans: We can’t afford gas, groceries, or rent! Trump: Best I can do is change the names of shit.
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From the superdraft to the MLS Cup, Tate Johnson always rises to the occasion when his number is called 👏 Sarita Patel breaks down the young fullback's impact as looks to make more memories in Vancouver with the 'Caps 🔥 #VWFC | @SaritaReports
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Watching @WhitecapsFC this evening @bcplace - the atmosphere is fantastic.
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Ready for the MLS All-Star Game 🤩 #VWFC | #MLSAllStar
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So which EFL Championship club will you be following this year as a #vwfc supporter?
71%Boro (Sea Bas)
29%Norwich (Ali)
0%Wrexham (buy us Ryan!)
7 votes • Final results
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Now the official goodbye
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In the aftermath of the World Cup who was the biggest “ Loser”?
67%Infantino
0%Netherlands MNT
0%Iran MNT
33%Justin Bieber
6 votes • Final results
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In the aftermath of the World Cup who was the biggest “Winner”?
0%Yamal’s bro Kenye
0%Vozinha
50%Erling Haaland
50%Scottish traffic cones
2 votes • Final results
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LET'S GO!!!! – at Cincinnati, OH
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March time! @WhitecapsFC are gonna win 6-2. I'm calling it now – at Cincinnati, OH
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El mejor portero del mundo mundial 🇨🇻 @vozinhaa1
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Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha was a guest on CBS Mornings on Thursday 🇨🇻 Football nation 🇺🇸
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