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~ ash williams loremaster, horror enjoyer, laser floyd and guitar smashing enthusiast, ape uprising historian ~

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Joined April 2018
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i asked ash williams and he said that book is bound in human flesh and inked in blood
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i miss him
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I love you, Peggy Olson
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📺On November 11, 1960, CBS aired ‘The Twilight Zone’ episode ‘Eye of the Beholder,’ in which a woman lying in a hospital bed with her head wrapped in bandages awaits the outcome of her 11th and final state-approved surgery, a last-ditch attempt to make her look ‘normal’ in a society that demands conformity in appearance. Written by Rod Serling, the episode featured Donna Douglas as the unmasked Janet Tyler and is widely regarded as one of the series’ best episodes
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In celebration of 20 pictures I offer 20 Rogers
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The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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jessica lange saying the ahs actors used to have to drive themselves home from set just makes these pictures a thousand times funnier😭😭😭
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I LOVE IMMIGRANTS I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE QUEER PEOPLE I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE I LOVE DISABLED PEOPLE I LOVE PEOPLE OF ALL RACES AND ETHNICITIES I LOVE PALESTINIANS I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT
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i need him SO BAD BARK BARK BARK
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I could watch these gifs for days
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his dapper ass
Bruce Campbell at the Premiere of Evil Dead 2.
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anyone else ever deal with homophobic neighbors and have any advice? we’re literally being harassed and watched almost every day by the people next door to us. we’ve had to call the cops twice on them and only lived here less than two months. any advice would be appreciated! <3
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Army of Darkness (1992)
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i loved their ending so muchhh, the development between these two UGH
the one time jessica and evan are mother and son in asylum 🥺
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love how he’s known for screaming but he actually talks in whispers
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most normal guy in this show, btw
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thats ken cosgrove
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this gif being 3 hours long
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this poster fucks me up he did NOT have all that
im not an art expert but how did the Mona Lisa get more fame than this
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