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 not here, that's for sure
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fuck this place
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when a @lastweektonight researcher doesn't understand an entry in @bbcone's programme guide #joinsbbcnews
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no, @asda. no! #apostrophefail
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couldn't start my @awscloud CLF-C02 exam yesterday due to technical problems; test centre were great, got a case opened with @pearsonvue to sort out a free reschedule. but today, 20 mins on the phone with pearson to then get told i'll get an email later with more details. ooft.
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Replying to @SkyHelpTeam
@SkyHelpTeam not sure why you’re offering me ultrafast broadband and then only showing me superfast options ☹️
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“let’s watch the first 20 minutes of a movie, then review it”, said no critic ever. #ahsoka i know the @guardian is happy to let multiple critics have differing opinions, but it’s either “more bad star wars” (@jackseale) or it’s an “intergalactic blast” (@mrpmharrison); which?!
Guardian G2 (@guardiang2) profile pictureGuardian G2@guardiang223 Aug 2023
Ahsoka review – more bad Star Wars in a galaxy too far away to care about theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
Ahsoka review – more bad Star Wars in a galaxy too far away to care about

Ahsoka review – more bad Star Wars in a galaxy too far away to care about

Despite great potential for its all-female trio, the latest space series takes our interest in the franchise for granted. Even the David Tennant-voiced droid is a missed opportunity

theguardian.com
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knocked our gaffer then knocked our songs 😂🍀
Football Away Days (@AwayDays_) profile pictureFootball Away Days
@AwayDays_20 Aug 2023
Tottenham fans with a new chant for their manager Ange Postecoglou in the concourse against Man United. Catchy this🎶 #THFC
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let's do this, one more time. i'm at mastodon.social/@neuro and threads.net/neuro
neuro (@evilneuro) profile pictureneuro@evilneuro18 Nov 2022
in the event of twitter death process, and if you like the cut of my jib, i'll be making additional heptapod a rumblings at mastodon.social/@neuro
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saw this weird dude picture in the back of a peugeot boxer campervan on the m6 yesterday. what the hell.
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this feels like a @fesshole
No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBrits9 Aug 2023
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finally, a scotty fae scotland! #strangenewworlds @martinquinn_94
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1. be a cunt 2. surround myself with cunts 3. continue being a cunt 4. assume everyone else is a cunt 5. get voted out because i’m a cunt #toriesout
Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) profile pictureRishi Sunak
@RishiSunak7 Aug 2023
Five things I'm doing to stop the boats👇
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Replying to @SkyHelpTeam
@SkyHelpTeam YOU LIE! 🤣
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can’t tell you how much i’m looking forward to posting on mathematical double-struck capital x #𝕏
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the new season of #strangenewworlds is definitely taking some amazing chances
adrian mail wife 🔜 NEKOCON (@male_wife_) profile pictureadrian mail wife 🔜 NEKOCON@male_wife_18 Nov 2022
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soooooooo … threads.net/@neuro

William Anderson (@neuro) • Threads, Say more

183 Followers • 77 Threads • against the dark, a tall white fountain played. not a doctor. not a neurologist. not your average bear. See the latest conversations with @neuro.

threads.com
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usual tory suspects in anti-democratic disinformation campaign shocker. wait, did i say shocker? i meant thursday. someone needs to do a boris on this crowd: get them barred from the westminster estate, and booted out of parliament. theguardian.com/politics/202…

Ex-ministers campaigned to undermine Johnson Partygate inquiry, says report

Privileges committee says seven Tory MPs and three peers risked discrediting system of checks and balances in parliament

theguardian.com
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best. snapchat filter. ever. #gbeebies
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the @tfl oyster app has built in maps for the tube and london rail network. from december 2019. in february, someone asked if they could be updated. five months ago. still there. why not update them or even just link to bounce out to the tfl go app instead.
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TfL (@TfL) profile pictureTfL
@TfL14 Feb 2023
Replying to @JohnEsc62271898
Hello. I'll pass details onto the app team and ask that they ensure that the latest map versions are updated. Thanks, <PC.
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i’ve been at @aws_uki #awssummit london, playing the succession score by @nicholasbritell all day as an underscore to all the talks and breakout sessions. it’s put such a different spin on a tech conference. luckily i’m not flying home #ifhecanhearhecanhearyou
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