I am your girl and I will protect you

Joined July 2018
I forgot to mention my favourite detail from this movie which is that it's produced by a company called Scythia Films. Wow 🐎
#JustWatched I'm feeling a light 3 stars on this one. It's annoying when a parody is so far removed removed from the thing it's parodying that it doesn't have any funny observations or insight. The film within a film doesn't feel like a slasher movie that's ever existed.
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Lesson of the past week: Pop fans are deeply unwell
the fact she was replying to a white guy that put fake outlet stickers around the airport and yall were so quick to assume it was racially motivated says WAYYYY more about yall…. wake that up !!
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VAI TOMAR NO CU NEYMAR SEU MERDA
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South Africans on twitter suddenly talking about halal food 2 weeks before elections. I'm not gonna say what country is pushing this narrative, we know I can't say that...
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Who will lead Brazil's left once Lula leaves the land of the living?
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Tummy full of oxtail, wine and ice cream
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seeing the reaction his mom has towards him converting makes me sad..
One of the more interesting facts about Madalyn Murray O’Hair is that her son William had a “come to Jesus” moment, denounced his mother and everything she’d done to remove Christianity from public life, and founded the Religious Freedom Coalition to counter his mothers organization
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Your moms so fat she went to a linguistics conference because she heard they'd be talking about P.I.E.
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Lane Pryce should've asked Don or Sterling for money but then again, if he did that he'd have been a different character
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This is the type of thing you tell yourself when you're trying to deal with contamination OCD. It's not actually true.
being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not
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My insomniac ass could never live in Montenegro
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I'm working class and I voted for the right wing party that promised to cut social spending and labour protections because I'm economically anxious and they're going after immigrants
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This video makes me sick. "Look how hard this shit is." Real bread is supposed to have a crust! Do the fucking knowledge!
he dead be tweaking 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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#JustWatched They made a movie about getting lowballed on Grailled
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Littering is no laughing matter
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